When Stuever´s narrative begins, he´s standing in line with the people waiting to purchase flat-screen TVs at Best Buy on Black Friday, the opening of the Christmas shopping season. From there he follows a number of key residents of Frisco, Texas, as they navigate through the nativity and all its attendant crises: Tammy Parnell, an eternally optimistic suburban mother and proprietor of ´´Two Elves with a Twist,´´ a company that decorates other people´s houses for Christmas; Jeff and Bridgett Trykoski, owners of that one house every town has, the house visible from space with the brightest and most awe-inspiring Christmas decorations; and single mother and Bank of America employee Caroll Cavazos, who hopes that the life-affirming moments of Christmas might overcome the struggles of the rest of the year.Steuver´s portraits are at once humane, heartfelt, revealing - and very, very funny. Tinsel is a compelling tale of our half-trillion-dollar holiday, measuring what we´ve become against the ancient rituals of what we´ve always been. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ray Porter. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/003518/bk_blak_003518_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Coupon Crazy examines the phenomena of avid coupon use and the socio-cultural and socioeconomic factors that construct it. By delving into the history of couponing, refunding, the science of shopping, and the dark underbelly of a coupon world the average American didn´t even know existed, author Mary Potter Kenyon manages to both fascinate and educate the reader. Readers will meet today´s ´´Coupon Queens´´ (and Kings) and learn about an era when trash really was cash. Not just an observer of this ethnographic research, Mary lived it for over 30 years. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Karen Commins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/014692/bk_acx0_014692_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
While Laura Ingraham was walking through a Northern Virginia shopping mall one Saturday afternoon, it all became clear to her. Everywhere she turned, she saw signs of the impending disaster: zombie teens texting each other across a café table; a man having his eyebrows threaded at a kiosk; a 50ish woman shoe-horned into a tube top and skinny jeans; and a storefront ad featuring a Victoria´s Secret model spilling out of her push-up bra and into the faces of young passersby. Ingraham wondered to herself, ´´Is this it? Is this what our forefathers fought for? What my parents struggled for? I wonder if Victoria´s Secret is still having that two-for-one sale?´´ A menacing force surrounds us. We see it, we feel it, we know it. The country we love is in grave peril. While politicians and ´´experts´´ prattle on about the debt crisis at home, and terrorism abroad, a more insidious homegrown threat is emerging. It endangers our future and undermines our present. The uncomfortable truth: We have become our own worst enemy. The culture we have created is now turning on us. We´re on the verge of drowning in our ignorance, arrogance, gluttony… can you believe there are only three shots of vanilla in a Caramel Macchiato?!? Now, in an act of patriotic intervention, the most-listened-to woman in talk radio casts her satirical eye upon all that ails American society. In this sharp-witted, comic romp, Laura Ingraham takes you on a guided tour through 10 levels of our cultural hell. You know we´re in trouble when: Airplane seats shrink - just as the passengers expand. Celebrity baby names go from the peculiar (Apple, Stetson, and Daisy Boo) to the pathetic (Bamboo, Blanket, and Bronx). People meticulously tend their virtual crops on Farmville, while their children eat takeout. ´´Breaking News´´ usually means it happened yesterday. The weddings last longer than the marriages. Faceb... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Laura Ingraham, Raymond Arroyo. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/005589/bk_sans_005589_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The Complete Cook´s Country TV Show Cookbook contains all the recipes from all 11 seasons of the hit TV show that celebrates America´s rich cooking traditions. This eclectic collection offers foolproof methods for making over 400 kitchen-tested recipes. And in addition to learning how to make great food, home cooks get a glimpse into the origins and inspiration behind many of the dishes. A comprehensive shopping guide lists not just the ingredient and equipment winners featured on the TV show but also the dozens of other products given the coveted America´s Test Kitchen seal of approval.
Darkly funny and gleefully mean-spirited, Sellevision explores greed, obsession, and third-tier celebrity in the world of a fictional home-shopping network. Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America´s premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved, handsome (but lonely) and gay host of Slumber Party Sundown accidentally exposes himself in front of 60 million kids and their parents during a ´´Toys for Tots´´ segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a new job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe, is receiving sinister e-mails from a stalker about her appearance. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the young babysitter who lives next door. Then there´s Leigh, whose affair with Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere until she exposes him on air, and Bebe, Sellevision´s star host, who thinks she can find Mr. Right via the Internet - if she can just stop her shopping addiction from taking over. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Robin Miles. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/000583/bk_aren_000583_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This book may change your life. It may save it. It is one of the most important - and most shocking - books ever written. Tomorrow! is a story of average, nice Americans living in the neighboring cities of Green Prairie and River City in Middle America. It is - until the sudden blitz - the story of the girl next door and her boyfriend; of the accountant who saw what was coming, and the rich old lady who didn’t; of engaging young kids, babies, ´´hoods,” a bank official who ´´borrowed” from a customer’s account. Then, at the height of the Christmas shopping season, Condition Red is sounded, and this down-to-earth story of America’s Main Street becomes a shattering, vivid experience of the nightmare that human beings have cooked up for themselves. Tomorrow! can be listened to as a novel of pure suspense - if you dare. It is a thriller in which the apocalyptic technology of today is superimposed on the future. But the novel is also designed to show Philip Wylie’s conclusions about America’s dangerous vulnerability to dread, hysteria, and panic, as well as his recommendations about what must be done. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Keith O´Brien. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/008169/bk_adbl_008169_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
By 2030, experts predict two-thirds of people living on this planet will not have enough water, a situation expected to result in the deaths of millions and an unprecedented rise in military conflicts. Can we as individuals hope to reverse these dire predictions? Award-winning author and water activist Florencia Ramirez believes we can if our conservation efforts focus on the 70 percent of freshwater flowing to the fields and ranches that grow our food. Eat Less Water takes the listener on a journey to meet America´s food producers growing food with less water. Florencia exposes the seldom-seen connection between dwindling water resources and the choices we make when shopping for groceries for our families and offers us the solution that begins in the kitchen. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amy Vance. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/110778/bk_acx0_110778_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Bob Easton thinks he has a cold. Before he dies in agony, four days later, he infects dozens of people. Local health agencies become quickly overwhelmed by the sick and dying, and beg the CDC for help. Dr. Michael Beck and Cara Porter, a member of the Epidemic Intelligence Service, race to identify the deadly bug. They can´t cure it until they know what it is. Dennis and Andi Jensen and their children are terrified. Schools and offices close. Fresh food disappears from store shelves. Three of their children´s friends die. Their neighbors are dying or running away, fleeing the unstoppable infection. Desperate, the Jensens join the exodus, making a nightmarish journey to their isolated mountain cabin along empty roads, through abandoned towns, past looted shopping malls. The superbug - and the panic - quickly spreads beyond America’s borders. On a packed plane, someone coughs - and at their destination, the pilots are told, ´´You can’t land here.´´ US military bases are quarantined. Yet the virus continues to spread. Some believe the plague is man-made. Others see it as a sign of the end times. In the lab, Cara Porter makes a potentially fatal mistake. In the mountains, Andi Jensen tells her husband that she doesn’t feel well. The world is running out of time. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Wil Mara. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/001504/bk_aren_001504_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Truth is, there´s no secret to spending and saving wisely. Rather, living a financially secure lifestyle is as simple as taking time-proven steps today to solve past credit problems, while also preparing for a financially successful future. Others have done it. Anyone can do it. So can you. You just need someone to show you how. In Credit 911, Rodney Anderson does just that. Rodney tackles tough topics such as how to navigate through marriage, divorce, bankruptcy, foreclosure, dealing with collection agencies, the dangers and pitfalls of online shopping, protecting consumers´ identities, and many others that get to the heart of America´s financial and credit meltdown. A consumer credit expert, host of CBS Radio´s Saving Your Financial Life with Rodney Anderson, and the creator of the Medical Debt Relief Act of 2009, Rodney Anderson provides people of all ages and skill levels with a powerful set of strategies for surviving the current credit crunch and solving a wide range of common credit problems. Whether you´re facing foreclosure, bankruptcy, or mounting debt, or you´re looking for ways to secure your financial future, Credit 911 can show you how to: Deal with collection agencies on your own terms Understand the credit system from an insider´s perspective Defend against the deceptive practices of credit card companies Boost your credit score and effectively monitor your credit Find your financial Mr. or Mrs. Right Avoid financial disaster when getting divorced Pick the right mortgage lender and Realtor Recover from bankruptcy and foreclosure With over 20 years of experience advising real people on their very real credit problems, Rodney Anderson possesses an intricate understanding of what it takes to manage money effectively and to take control of one´s financial life. And, after listening to Credit 911, so will yo... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Don Hagen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/gdan/000449/bk_gdan_000449_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Like Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, and other (best-selling) co-stars, Judy Greer is taking pen to paper and in her honest, self-deprecating, and hilariously relatable way reminding us why she´s not America´s sweetheart but America´s best friend. You know Judy Greer, right? Wait, what was she in again? The Wedding Planner, 13 Going on 30, 27 Dresses, The Descendants. Yes, you totally recognize her. And, odds are, if you´re like most women in America, you feel like she´s already your friend. Thankfully, Greer has finally written a book of essays about all the moments, topics, observations, and confessions that you would hope to hear from your best friend. How a midnight shopping trip to CVS can cure all. What it´s like to have stepchildren. And how she really feels about her mother. Yes, it´s all in there. But Judy Greer isn´t just a regular friend - she´s a celebrity friend. Want to know which celebs she´s peed next to? Or what the Oscars were actually like? Or which hot actor gave her father a Harley Davidson? Don´t worry - that´s included, too. Besides being laugh-out-loud funny, you´ll love her because she makes us genuinely feel like she´s one of us. Because even though she sometimes has a stylist and a make-up artist, she still wears (and hates!) Spanx. Because she starts her book like this: ´´This is who I am. This is what I think about things. This is stuff that happened to me, that could have just as easily have happened to you. I´m not that special, and we´re probably not that different. I think I am really lucky to be where I am in life, but I´ve never really lost that feeling that I don´t fit in, and if you have, will you please email me and tell me how you did it? I´m serious.´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Judy Greer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/003806/bk_rand_003806_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.