A frank and hilarious guide to every man´s mind-numbing nemesis: Shopping. Guys, spent one too many Saturdays marooned at the mall? Rejuvenate your manhood with the Shopping Survival Guide for Men. This indispensable sanity-saver exposes the hidden history and insidious psychology of shopping. Hint: it´s crazy. Plus, this book cool-headedly guides you through the treacherous, credit card-melting mazes of: Shoes: ´´If you´ve ever been in the shoe section of any major department store, you now know what the gross national product of Belgium would look like if it consisted of footwear, which, for all I know about Belgium, it does.´´ Makeup: ´´Egyptians used cochineal bugs to make red dye for their lips, and I don´t even care what ´cochineal´ means because the word ´bugs´ is after it.´´ Prom Dress Shopping: ´´Like most men, all you know about prom dresses is that they are more expensive than a good set of tires.´´ Fashion Terminology: ´´Puckered Bodice: A banned professional wrestling move involving a lemon, a folding chair, and a car battery.´´ Shopping History: ´´1687: Isaac Newton develops the law of universal gravity after his wife´s shoe rack collapses on him.´´ Don´t get dragged to the mall without it! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Johnny Heller. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/037356/bk_acx0_037356_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Have you ever wondered how to save during the holidays? There are all sorts of ways that you willingly spend during this season. The trick you may not know is that there are special days during the holiday season that will save the most money. Stores know this, you can too. Our guide is designed to help you save your green during the festivities. You won’t be a scrooge when you get your hands on the savings we’ve listed. In this audiobook, you will find answers to the following questions. What is Black Friday and how do I get in on the savings? What is Cyber Monday and will it ever be Black Friday? What is Travel Tuesday? How do I stay safe Online? Where are the best deals? What are some of the latest scams? Is Black Friday worth it? Is it better to shop online or in the store? What goods should I buy in the store? What should I buy Online? How do I keep my bank account secure? What websites should I visit to help me find deals? What kind of mindset do I need to become a savvy shopper? Should I buy electronics Online? About the expert: Tammy Marshall is a savvy shopper. She’s been one her entire life. She lives to save money. Her other passion is sharing how she finds new ways to save green. Tammy also deplores cyber crooks. Her mission is to uncover the latest scams, so she can share them with you and help you protect your wallets. She’s a professional journalist and has been writing for 20 years. When she isn’t finding new ways to spend less, she is working on her family farm and growing her own veggies and displaying them at the county fair. She loves growing food like she loves to save dollars. For her, she doesn’t just enjoy the thrill of shopping. She enjoys seeing prices drop while she fills her cart and her pantry at home. ... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Alexia Hodgson Cross. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112618/bk_acx0_112618_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A fast, easy, effective way to learn the Spanish you need while shopping! The Savvy Traveler is the ideal method to learn the Spanish vocabulary you need to be a knowledgeable shopper and experience the fun and adventure of shopping in Spain or Mexico. Whether you´re visiting an elegant boutique, a pharmacy, an open-air market filled with colorful handicrafts, or the glamorous salon of a famous couturier, you´ll know the appropriate words and phrases to communicate easily and effectively. You´ll be able to find the right store for the right item for the right price when you use Savvy Traveler. Features: Store Talk Basics Clothing and Fabrics Leather Goods and Accessories Antiques and Art Ceramic Ware and Handicrafts Jewelry and Stationery Items Bookstore, Drugstore, Pharmacy Sales Transactions Numbers and Other Indispensables 1. Language: English. Narrator: uncredited. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/010991/bk_acx0_010991_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Fed up with fast-fashion and mindless shopping? So was Inger. By committing to a 12-month shop-stop, she delves into the polarizing world of fast-fashion and returns with a bunch of questions. Why do we think shopping is the ultimate female bonding experience? Are people who don´t shop super boring? Considering that the planet is running out of natural resources, should we only shop at ethical stores? And how come everyone always says ´´I have nothing to wear´´ when in the history of the world we´ve never owned more clothes than we do today? Part memoir, part series of unscientific observations, How Do I Look? demystifies shopping and calls for a redefinition of what it means to be a conscious consumer in the 21st century. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Pamela Wolken. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/085511/bk_acx0_085511_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A fast, easy, effective way to learn the French you need while shopping! The Savvy Traveler is the ideal method to learn the French vocabulary you need to be a knowledgeable shopper and experience the fun and adventure of shopping in France or other French-speaking countries. Whether you´re visiting an elegant boutique, a pharmacy, a country market filled with local cheeses, or the glamorous salon of a famous couturier, you´ll know the appropriate words and phrases to communicate easily and effectively. You´ll be able to find the right store for the right item for the right price when you use Savvy Traveler. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Savvy Traveler. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/010982/bk_acx0_010982_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
When Val comes to pick up her friend Trini to go on a shopping date, her inconsiderate friend is nowhere to be found. Pressed for time, she explores the house where she finds her in the bathroom...and she´s masturbating! The shopping trip is out the window and Val is in the shower for her very first lesbian experience! Val cannot resist and joins Trini for some lesbian shower sex. Warning: This audiobook contains graphic descriptions of sexual activity including lesbian sex, shower sex, bathroom sex and sex with contrived toys. It is intended for mature listeners who will not be offended by explicit depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sapphire Rose. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/008618/bk_acx0_008618_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Change the quality of your travels to Italy with this amazing phrasebook. This easy-to-search, easy-to-use phrasebook will help you communicate with the locals - +1000 common phrases/sentence structures included. As an educator for more than 20 years, I´m a fan of teaching others. And there is no greater challenge than to learn a language and to use that tool when traveling abroad! I created this Italian phrasebook as a way to increase your enjoyment when traveling to such amazing places as Rome, Venice, and Florence. Imagine what the ability to communicate with the locals will do for your travel experience, allowing you to connect with new and interesting people, or even live or study in places like Naples or Siena! In essence, it´s a journey to become more open-minded about the world, discovering amazing new people in the process. In this book, you have the main tools you will need to develop pronunciation, phonology, and sentence structure. The grammar section is clear, and holds all the references you will need when on your travels. From general conversation, to accommodations, travel and ordering dinner, this is an invaluable resource to keep in your pocket and assist you in common situations you will find yourself in your travels. I invite you to listen on and begin a fascinating learning experience. Here is a preview of what you will learn: Specific situational references to help you when eating out, traveling, requesting directions, shopping, and much more! The fundamental vocabulary that will get you off your feet in no time Basic slang and other tips to interact better with the locals Common phrases to use when traveling to Italy Basic grammar and pronunciation, so you will feel comfortable in your interactions in Italian Other resources to continue learning and improving your mastery of the language 1. Language: English. Narrator: Edoardo Camponeschi. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/092093/bk_acx0_092093_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Historical and cultural walking tours of Europe´s finest cities. Where is the new centre of London´s fashion industry? Where are the funkiest retro shops? Which streets are best if you want to escape from the chain stores? What´s the best way to experience the retail of madness of Oxford Street? What´s happening to London´s traditional tailors and gentleman´s outfitters that you should know about? The mp3cityguides guide to shopping in London is a new and easy to use guide to London´s shops. We start in Notting Hill by telling you how best to explore the market and where to find antiques, food and second hand clothes. We then tell you the history of the King´s Road from Mary Quant´s Bazaar to the arrival of the Sex Pistols and point out where you can still find interesting shops amongst the chains. Knightsbridge might be choked with traffic but the mp3cityguides´ London Shopping Guide will show you where you can window shop in peace. We then move onto the West End and pick out the best individual shops. Savile Row is changing with traditional tailors becoming more open to new customers and funky new tailors opening shops on the Row. We´ll also show you where you can get the best shirts in Jermyn Street. The market and the Piazza are what most people think of if you say Covent Garden but the best places to shop in Covent Garden are not the most well known. The shops in Neal Street and Seven Dials offer cutting edge design and are great if you´re looking for labels, clothes and accessories that are out of the ordinary. Bermondsey and the area around the Oxo Tower are also great places to find interesting and exciting new designers and retailers - we´ll tell you which ones to look out for and show you where they are with our unique edit-it-yourself pdf London shopping guide. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Simon Brooke. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/sp/mpcg/000021/sp_mpcg_000021_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
By one expert´s prediction, within 20 years half of Americans will have body implants that tell retailers how they feel about specific products as they browse their local stores. The notion may be outlandish, but it reflects executives´ drive to understand shoppers in the aisles with the same obsessive detail that they track us online. In fact, a hidden surveillance revolution is already taking place inside brick-and-mortar stores, where Americans still do most of their buying. Drawing on his interviews with retail executives, analysis of trade publications, and experiences at insider industry meetings, advertising and digital studies expert Joseph Turow pulls back the curtain on these trends, showing how a new hyper-competitive generation of merchants - including Macy´s, Target, and Walmart - is already using data mining, in-store tracking, and predictive analytics to change the way we buy, undermine our privacy, and define our reputations. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Rob Grgach. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006984/bk_tant_006984_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The Best Of Beautiful Greece for Tourists: The Ultimate Guide for Greece & Sites, Restaurants, Shopping, and Beaches for Tourists! Greece has always had a charm that enchanted the world since the ancient times. The birthplace of Greek mythology, ancient Greek civilization, and Greek philosophy, society and culture, this country has greatly influenced both the ancient and the modern world. This country is also one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world. It has numerous ruins and archaeological sites, which gave modern societies a glimpse of how complex and advanced Ancient Greek society really was. These were proof that they had far more superior technologies and way of living than most parts of the world during the ancient times. Some of these sites are believed to be where Greek myths came to life. Tourists and academics alike flock to this country to study and marvel at these ancient sites. Another attraction in Greece is the food experience. Traditional Greek cuisine is world-renowned for its exotic, exciting, and interesting array of food flavors, tastes, and textures. From salads and dips to main courses and desserts, the Greek gastronomic experience is an adventure all its own. Because of its location in the Mediterranean, Greece is also host to some of the world & most wonderful beaches. Greece is truly blessed with pristine waters and fine beaches, the best that nature can give. What You Get... Locating Greece Getting Into Greece Ancient Sites In Greece Greek Dining Experience Shopping in Greece Things To Remember In Greece Greece´s Famous Beaches Much, much more! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Millian Quinteros. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/028587/bk_acx0_028587_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.