Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?
In Part 2 of this hilarious bestselling parody, Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey reunites with her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie´s Auto Parts empire. After a magical evening with Vinnie at Trump Taj Mahal, where she actually meets The Donald Trump, Annabelle learns the dark secrets of Vinnie´s past and the reasons for his strange obsessions. While Annabelle is overjoyed to be back together with Vinnie, she is frightened by his dark past and the mysterious stranger who seems to be stalking her. When Vinnie invites her to his thirtieth birthday party at his mansion - and sends her on a shopping spree to buy a beautiful outfit for the party - she wonders if she and Vinnie are truly destined to be together. Or will she end up abandoned and ´´Fifty Shades of Black and Blue.´´ Hilarious, erotic and nice, not-so-clean fun, Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the bestselling parody everyone is talking about. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nellie Barnett. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/020483/bk_acx0_020483_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
´´A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar. It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills. He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that´s when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID. At first the old sea captain just laughed. But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again. At this point it became apparent that he was serious. Dan Haggerty´s dad fired back, ´You´ve got to be kidding me, son.´ The bartender replied, ´New policy. Everyone has to show their ID.´ Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II.´´ It´s a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys. What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers. Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he´s here to help us get our collective balls back. In Fifty Years We´ll All Be Chicks is Adam´s comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation´s bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints, Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel´s house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam´s spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Adam Carolla. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/002448/bk_rand_002448_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Change the World by Changing One Meal a Day Suzy Amis Cameron-environmental advocate, former actor, and mom of five-presents a clear-eyed and accessible guide for you to improve your health and shrink your personal carbon footprint simply by swapping one meat- and dairy-based meal for a plant-based one every day. The research is clear that a plant-based diet is the healthiest diet on Earth. But what many people don´t realize is that nothing else we do comes close to the environmental impact of what we eat. Now Suzy Amis Cameron explains how we can boost energy, feel better, live healthier, and heal the Earth, starting with just one meal a day. Developed at MUSE School, the school she founded with her sister Rebecca Amis, Suzy´s program makes it possible for anyone and everyone to reverse climate change while they embrace a healthier lifestyle. This one simple step will begin to help you lose weight and stay naturally thin, reverse chronic health concerns, improve overall wellbeing, enjoy newfound energy, and slash your carbon footprint in half. In OMD, Suzy shares her field-tested plan, outlining the latest science and research on why a plant-based diet is better for one´s health and the environment. Featuring fifty delicious, nourishing recipes and complete with inspiring success stories, shopping lists, meal plans, and pantry tips, OMD is an all-in-one resource for anyone who wants to take care of their body and our beautiful planet at the same time.
What if I told you this audiobook could reduce your risk of cancer, diabetes, heart disease, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s, and obesity? The nutritious, low-fat foods featured in Mediterranean Diet are rich in disease-fighting, heart-healthy antioxidants and omega-3s. Diseases that have been scientifically linked to a person’s diet (cancer, diabetes, obesity, heart disease, etc.) are at all-time high. Millions of people have found a way to naturally reduce their risks of these diseases by switching to the Mediterranean diet. Do you want to eat great and be healthier than you´ve ever been? Are you sick and tired of trying diets that don’t work? Are you tired of having to constantly starve and deprive yourself on other diets and still not see the results you want? Are you tired of counting calories and cutting carbs? If so, it’s time to try the Mediterranean Diet! This book contains the history and science behind the Mediterranean Diet. Why does it work? How does it work? It´s all here! There are also 50 quick and simple high-protein, low-carb recipes to help you lose weight while eating great-tasting, fresh foods. All you have to do is follow the recipes in this audiobook, and you are well on your way to increasing your overall health, increasing energy levels, burning fat, reducing stress, and way too many more benefits to list! Here is a preview of what you´ll learn.... What is the Mediterranean diet? The Mediterranean diet food pyramid The science behind the Mediterranean diet and why it works The many benefits of the Mediterranean diet Mediterranean diet myths How to lose weight with the Mediterranean diet A Mediterranean diet shopping list to get your kitchen stocked A weekly Mediterranean diet plan Fifty delicious, quick, and simple Mediterranean diet recipes 1. Language: English. Narrator: Uriah Young. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/104911/bk_acx0_104911_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A trend and shopping expert and fourth-generation New Yorker´s chic, full-color guide to the best boutiques, shopping routes, restaurants, cafes, and bars in New York City´s ´´It´´ borough, highlighting more than 200 favorite destinations and shops for both style-oriented travelers and New Yorkers alike. The fourth most popular travel destination in the world, New York City draws millions of visitors annually, including more than fifty-four million people in 2014 alone. At the center of this white-hot destination is none other than the borough of Brooklyn-the mecca of twenty-first century cool and style. Now, native New Yorker Rachel Felder, a widely published journalist specializing in fashion, beauty, travel, and trends, has created a portable, beautifully designed, personally curated anthology that brings this fashionable borough into focus as never before, featuring not-to-be-missed highlights and covering everything-from food to furniture to fashion-it has to offer. Rachel takes you into some of the borough´s most diverse and charming neighborhoods, including Brooklyn Heights, Park Slope, Williamsburg, Fort Greene, Boerum Hill, Carroll Gardens, Prospect Heights, and DUMBO. She begins with valuable travel advice, including a precisely selected list of hotels, cafes, bars, bakeries, festivals, salons, and markets. She provides a sample itinerary for trip planning, as well as a comprehensive list of Brooklyn´s main attractions-including its major landmarks, parks and gardens, museums and zoos, noteworthy restaurants, bars and breweries, and artisanal food shops. She then takes you into individual neighborhoods, exploring each thoroughly by shop type and goods, providing the complete address, phone number, and website for each. Insider Brooklyn is filled with must-have advice on trendsetting furniture and décor; antiques and vintage; clothing for men, women, and children; jewelry, both affordable and high-end; beauty-makeup, perfume, and salons; health and wellness, including juices, gear, and fitness specialists; children´s goods; stylish kitchen essentials and decorating for the table; unique art and objects; rare oddities and curiosities; and favorite bookstores, specialty grocers, and niche shops. The stores have been chosen with an expert´s eye, including new discoveries, popular mainstays, and neighborhood gems worth visiting. Bursting with invaluable insights, helpful tips, and must-see destinations, Insider Brooklyn is an indispensable resource and a visual feast for tourists and business visitors headed to the city, locals-both Brooklynites and other New Yorkers-and armchair travelers who simply want to dream about and shop it from home.
Jack´s been down in the dumps for a couple of weeks now as his fiftieth birthday approaches. His boss throws him a surprise birthday party, where he meets Mitchell, a newly-hired photographer around his own age. The next morning, the two accidentally run into each other while shopping, and Mitchell invites Jack over to his beach house. Jack follows Mitchell home, and they have a great time on the beach, then go back inside to cool off. When they find a cabinet full of BDSM toys, the two decide to have some fun with them. Jack, a novice with bondage, doesn´t quite know what to make of Mitchell´s interest in plastic bags and rope, but he soon learns. At fifty, Jack thinks he´s seen it all, but Mitchell shows him there´s still plenty of erotic new tricks to learn. This story features gay romance, bagging and breath-play. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dean Chills. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029329/bk_acx0_029329_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
If you’re ready to live a healthy life, you must listen to this audiobook now. Do you know that you can feel more energy, lose fat, and become healthier by eating a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet? This easy-to-use cookbook will walk you through step-by-step what you need to do to kick your glucose addiction today and start on a ketogenic diet. This audiobook is a must for anyone looking to get health benefits of ketosis, insulin stabilization, and tons of energy! Five in one book: Keto Diet Cookbook: 50 Nutritious and Healthy Ketogenic Breakfast Recipes Keto Diet Cookbook: 50 Nutritious and Healthy Ketogenic Lunch Recipes Keto Diet Cookbook: 50 Nutritious and Healthy Ketogenic Dinner Recipes Keto Diet Cookbook: Boost Your Metabolism in 30 Days with 100 Delicious Recipes Keto Diet Cookbook: The Ultimate Guide to Living a Healthy Life, Lose Weight with Low-Carb/High-Fat Diet Here´s a preview of what you´ll find in this audiobook: Three hundred fifty delicious recipes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner How to lose weight easily and stay healthy Exercises and tips on fitness, yoga, and stretching Two times-a-day planning of your meals for 30 days that will help you to control what you eat How the ketogenic diet works What to eat and avoid, including a shopping list Try keto today and use the tasty recipes inside to help you meet your health and fitness goals! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Melanie Carey. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/104963/bk_acx0_104963_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.