In Part 2 of this hilarious bestselling parody, Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey reunites with her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie´s Auto Parts empire. After a magical evening with Vinnie at Trump Taj Mahal, where she actually meets The Donald Trump, Annabelle learns the dark secrets of Vinnie´s past and the reasons for his strange obsessions. While Annabelle is overjoyed to be back together with Vinnie, she is frightened by his dark past and the mysterious stranger who seems to be stalking her. When Vinnie invites her to his thirtieth birthday party at his mansion - and sends her on a shopping spree to buy a beautiful outfit for the party - she wonders if she and Vinnie are truly destined to be together. Or will she end up abandoned and ´´Fifty Shades of Black and Blue.´´ Hilarious, erotic and nice, not-so-clean fun, Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the bestselling parody everyone is talking about. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nellie Barnett. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/020483/bk_acx0_020483_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
´´A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar. It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills. He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that´s when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID. At first the old sea captain just laughed. But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again. At this point it became apparent that he was serious. Dan Haggerty´s dad fired back, ´You´ve got to be kidding me, son.´ The bartender replied, ´New policy. Everyone has to show their ID.´ Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II.´´ It´s a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys. What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers. Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he´s here to help us get our collective balls back. In Fifty Years We´ll All Be Chicks is Adam´s comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation´s bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints, Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel´s house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam´s spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Adam Carolla. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/002448/bk_rand_002448_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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What if I told you this audiobook could reduce your risk of cancer, diabetes, heart disease, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s, and obesity? The nutritious, low-fat foods featured in Mediterranean Diet are rich in disease-fighting, heart-healthy antioxidants and omega-3s. Diseases that have been scientifically linked to a person’s diet (cancer, diabetes, obesity, heart disease, etc.) are at all-time high. Millions of people have found a way to naturally reduce their risks of these diseases by switching to the Mediterranean diet. Do you want to eat great and be healthier than you´ve ever been? Are you sick and tired of trying diets that don’t work? Are you tired of having to constantly starve and deprive yourself on other diets and still not see the results you want? Are you tired of counting calories and cutting carbs? If so, it’s time to try the Mediterranean Diet! This book contains the history and science behind the Mediterranean Diet. Why does it work? How does it work? It´s all here! There are also 50 quick and simple high-protein, low-carb recipes to help you lose weight while eating great-tasting, fresh foods. All you have to do is follow the recipes in this audiobook, and you are well on your way to increasing your overall health, increasing energy levels, burning fat, reducing stress, and way too many more benefits to list! Here is a preview of what you´ll learn.... What is the Mediterranean diet? The Mediterranean diet food pyramid The science behind the Mediterranean diet and why it works The many benefits of the Mediterranean diet Mediterranean diet myths How to lose weight with the Mediterranean diet A Mediterranean diet shopping list to get your kitchen stocked A weekly Mediterranean diet plan Fifty delicious, quick, and simple Mediterranean diet recipes 1. Language: English. Narrator: Uriah Young. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/104911/bk_acx0_104911_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Jack´s been down in the dumps for a couple of weeks now as his fiftieth birthday approaches. His boss throws him a surprise birthday party, where he meets Mitchell, a newly-hired photographer around his own age. The next morning, the two accidentally run into each other while shopping, and Mitchell invites Jack over to his beach house. Jack follows Mitchell home, and they have a great time on the beach, then go back inside to cool off. When they find a cabinet full of BDSM toys, the two decide to have some fun with them. Jack, a novice with bondage, doesn´t quite know what to make of Mitchell´s interest in plastic bags and rope, but he soon learns. At fifty, Jack thinks he´s seen it all, but Mitchell shows him there´s still plenty of erotic new tricks to learn. This story features gay romance, bagging and breath-play. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dean Chills. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029329/bk_acx0_029329_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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