Ever meet a hot billionaire while your hand´s in a toilet in the men´s room of one of his stores? No? So it really is just me. Hmm. When you´re a mystery shopper, you get paid to humiliate yourself, all in the name of improving customer service. Romance isn´t in my job description. But the day I met Declan McCormick it was love at first flush. Until I nearly castrated him with my EpiPen. How Hot Guy and Toilet Girl became an item involves my crazy mom, a trip to the ER, my homicidal cat, my fake wife, and true love. Don´t look at me like that. I´m just doing my job. I´m shopping for a billionaire. The Shopping for a Billionaire collection from New York Times best-selling author Julia Kent is a hilarious romantic comedy with heart, heat, and laughs. This boxed set contains the previously published Shopping for a Billionaire 1, Shopping for a Billionaire 2, Shopping for a Billionaire 3, Shopping for a Billionaire 4, and Christmas Shopping for a Billionaire. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tanya Eby. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/065613/bk_acx0_065613_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It´s been a year since their last outing. Brian, Ethel, and Father Frederick are back with more village idiocy. Frederick has injured his nipples in a vicious moped accident whilst on his honeymoon and no longer feels like a man. He´s taken up the drink again and is making people´s lives a misery with his antics again. He can´t work out why strange men keep following him while he´s out drink-driving, though. Brian´s concentrating on getting through married life while trying to find a hobby that doesn´t hurt. His cousin Jeff (from The Office Idiot Reviews) has moved in for the summer and is on hand to help Brian with his assertiveness when he is bullied by the local biker, Jock. Ethel has discovered that it was Denny who made her shopping trolley explode last year and with Denny now an adult and living outside the safety of the children´s home, it won´t be long before she exacts the revenge she´s been after. Meanwhile a battle for power is taking place at the manor house. Lord Monty, who ordered his title from the Internet, is in a battle of wills with his gamekeeper, Chopper. It´s a never ending struggle which, time after time, leaves Monty either out of pocket, in pain or soaking wet. Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you´ve never listened to a book quite like this before. (Unless you listened to the first one.) Hilarious and wholly original, More Village Idiot Reviews introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers you´ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Dabbs. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/032643/bk_acx0_032643_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Six more episodes from Colonial Radio Theatre´s long-running comedy series The New Dibble Show. Join Dibble and the gang from Mayham for lots of laughs. Episodes include: "A Shopping We Will Go" Dibble´s first meeting with the new station manager does not go well, so he decides to go Christmas shopping, leaving his show as they are about to go on the air. "The Perfect Tree" The gang goes shopping for their Christmas trees "Return Gifts" Everyone seems to be returning Dibble´s Christmas gifts. "Westbrook´s Vacation" Westbrook is off to Spain to see the bulls, and Dibble auditions a replacement. "Goin´ for a Ride" Dibble takes Mr. Grimly´s Bentley for a ride around town. "Dibble´s Stagecoach" Dibble as John Wayne as the Ringo Kid in his version of the classic movie Stagecoach. Executive producer Mark Vander Berg Music by Jeffrey Gage Written, produced, and directed by Jerry Robbins 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dibble and the Mayham Players. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030280/bk_acx0_030280_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Yes, it´s true: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Dave Barry´s columns get out of the paper and sent around more than those of any other columnist in America. Join Dave as he runs for president, plays Claptonesque guitar in the world´s most literary band (The Rock-Bottom Remainders), and gets the real scoop on all those UFO sightings. Warning: Dave Barry has a knack for giving his readers a few laughs and lots of expensive merchandise (ordered from the Home Shopping Club). No, we´re not making this up! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/dove/000091/bk_dove_000091_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The best-selling and ´´perennially hilarious´´ mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk shopping online, try smell dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you´re always your own best lifeguard. This program is read by the authors. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/002555/bk_aren_002555_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Mary Brown - our full-figured heroine - is off on a cruise. It´s the trip of a lifetime...featuring eat-all-you-can buffets and a trek through Europe with a 96-year-old widower called Frank and a flamboyant Spanish dancer called Juan Pedro. Then there´s the desperately handsome captain, the appearance of an ex-boyfriend on the ship, the time she´s mistaken for a Hollywood film star in Lisbon, and tons of clothes shopping all over Europe. ´´Lovely, warm, life-enhancing and laugh out-loud funny.´´ (Glamour magazine) 1. Language: English. Narrator: Teresa-May Whittaker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/125006/bk_acx0_125006_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Schlüsselanhänger Edelstahl mit zwei RingenEin klasse Geschenk, dass du individualisieren kannst. Mit deiner Wunschbeschriftung wird er zum Unikat. Dann wählst du dir noch deine Lieblingsfarbe aus und fertig ist ein einzigartiger Schlüsselanhänger.Auf dem Kleineren Ring passen ca 15, auf den größeren 20 Buchstaben, Ziffern und Zeichen inkl Leerzeichen. Auf Wunsch mit oder ohne Patina (Patina = schwarze Schrift) Bitte teile mir folgende deiner Wünsche bei der Bestellung mit:-Lederfarbe -Schriftart -Schriftfarbe - ohne Patina oder geschwärzt -Text (Sonderzeichen bitte in Anführungszeichen ausschreiben ( ´´Herz´´ ) Die großen Sonderzeichen wie Krone, Kompass, Hasma-Hand auf der Abbildung, sind hier leider nicht möglich!) Diese kannst du im Bestellschritt im Warenkorb in das Mitteilungsfeld schreiben.Möglich sind Bänder aus Leder in folgenden Farben: natur ocker braun gelb orange rot weinrot hellblau blau-königsblau marine rosa-rose fuchsia-pink flieder violett-lila türkis grün apfelgrün khaki grau schwarz weiß petrol dunkelgrau dunkellavendelEinige Beispiele für die WUNSCHBESCHRIFTUNGEN: NAME – DATUM – INITIALEN – KFZ KENNZEICHEN – Kinderfinder mit TELEFONNUMMER - SCHLÜSSELKIND – SOMMERHAUS – ZAUBERFEE – ENGELCHEN – TRÄUMER – SHOPPING QUEEN – CHEFIN – GLÜCKSKIND – STOLZE MAMA – STOLZER PAPA – GLÜCK – LOVE – HOPE – FAITH – LAUGH – PEACE – ZICKE – BESTE FREUNDIN – ME&YOU – HAUSHERR – HAUSDAME – SWEET HOME -Unebenheiten in Tiefe und Ausrichtung der Buchstaben sind gewollt und kein Grund zur Reklamation. Die Buchstaben werden einzeln in das Metall geschlagen und können auf der Rückseite leicht durchdrücken.Verwendete Materialien: Edelstahl, silbernes Metall (Schlüsselring), LederGröße: Ringe: 2cm und 2,5cm Durchmesser Länge: ca 7cmHerstellungsart: Handarbeit Individualisierungsoptionen: Beschriftung, Schriftart, Lederfarbe
Another hilarious look at the challenges of parenting, as the father of a young girl is suddenly tasked with getting her a leotard before her first gymnastics class. What happens next is an endearing journey of comedy that we´ve all been through: the challenge of shopping quickly combined with the fun and magic of childhood. The result is a fun romp that will have any parent laughing out loud. Moms and dads alike will laugh along with the characters in this epic journey masquerading as A Quick Trip to BuyMart! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Chaz Allen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/019594/bk_acx0_019594_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
SHORTLISTED FOR THE LAUGH OUT LOUD CHILDREN´S BOOK AWARDS 2016 The world´s greatest (and only) DANGEROLOGIST is back to make YOU into a Level 3 DANGEROLOGIST in his new SCHOOL OF DANGER handbook. Following a mishap involving his DANGER MOBILE (shopping trolley) and the local school dinner lady, Docter Noel Zone joins the teaching staff to help out. WARNING! BEWARE! CAUTION! But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of DANGER - from VAMPIRE teachers to HAUNTED BOOKS! And when bikes start to go missing from around school, to Docter Noel, it´s never been clearer that DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE is the third brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. Praise for the DANGER IS EVERYWHERE series: ´I dislocated my jaw laughing´ Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl ´A brilliantly silly survival guide´ Sunday Express ´A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.´ Time Out London ´Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid´ The Times ´A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today´s health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who´ll get the irony and relish the silliness.´ Financial Times ´Brilliantly funny´ Gransnet ´A brilliantly mapcap guide´ ni4Kids.com ´Laugh-out-loud´ TheSchoolRun.comcom.
A laugh-out-loud collection of original stories, written by the erstwhile New York Times columnist and author of The Town on Beaver Creek. For over a decade, Michelle Slatalla wrote drolly about everything from online shopping to gorilla shoes, in the Style pages of the New York Times. Equal parts Erma Bombeck and Jean Kerr, with just a dash of Shirley Jackson, she peered into every corner of her life - then investigated her three daughters, husband and and her dogs, mainly because she needed the money. Now the editor and founder of the immensely popular blog, Gardenista, she needs the money more than ever. Hence this compendium of never-told anecdotes about her life in Northern California. In Wife, Mother, Worker, Spy, you´ll learn: Dirty tricks to help your kid become class president in fifth grade. What to do when your child says she wants a tattoo for her 16th birthday. How to get out of it if your food hospitalizes an allergic dinner party guest. How to stop your daughters from stealing your clothes. What it was like being the world´s worst cheerleader. What to do when a live rat crashes your elegant cocktail party. How to fight your own neighborhood association. How to beat an octogenarian at tennis. And that´s just in the intro. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Anna Wellborn. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/last/000005/bk_last_000005_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.