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  The Lighter Side: An NHS Paramedic's Selection of Humorous Mess Room Tales , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 171min

  From the paramedic pondering a dignified solution as he surveys his previously digested Pot Noodle adorning the naked genitalia of a recently deceased lady, to the man who rang the doctor Out of Hours service with an audibly severe case of excess flatulence, with hilarious consequences, and the old lady's wig that caused one chuckling paramedic to struggle to keep a hold of the carry-chair, The Lighter Side - An NHS Paramedic's Selection of Humorous Mess Room Tales will have you laughing out loud then looking around furtively, wondering if you should! In his The Dark Side series, Andy Thompson gives us a taste of the dark sense of humor paramedics use as a coping mechanism; here he packs laugh-out-loud moments into every word as he recalls health care professionals' encounters with the weirdest of behavior, hilarious misunderstandings, and cringingly embarrassing episodes. You'll soon be relating to the sense of humor that moves an ambulance driver to respond to his friend and fellow paramedic's predicament on a hot summer's day, as a powerful smell engulfs the saloon of the vehicle. What would you do? Open the cab windows and the hatch through to the saloon to provide some extra ventilation? Of course not! You switch the heating on, causing the already intolerable pong to become even more unbearable, making for a bangin' mess room tale on your later return! This book is an eye-watering insight into the Lighter Side of working on the Dark Side, straight from the mess rooms of ambulance stations up and down the UK. There's also a heartening reminder of the power of a flamin' good belly laugh and its analgesic effect even in situations of severe pain. This is a book that laughs in the face of extreme emotion and stress. Outrageous? Perhaps. Distasteful? Probably. Humorous? Absolutely! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pete Nottage. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/052117/bk_acx0_052117_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  The Secrets of Cheatem Manor , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 272min, (USK 18)

  Following his father, Rupert’s, death, his son Edward is packed off to Cheatem Manor in the English countryside. Although Rupert’s cousin has inherited the estate, the man must remain at his military post, leaving the estate and Edward’s upbringing in the hands of his father’s half-sister, Lady Amanda, and her two very beautiful wards, Catherine and Prudence. Once at the Manor, Edward is quickly reduced in status from honoured family member to lowly servant. Rather than spending a pleasure-filled summer in the country, he’s forced to serve this hedonistic household as a virtual slave to the whims of two impetuous sisters, and their imperious matriarch. His behaviour is strictly controlled and any disobedience soundly punished. When caught furtively spying Catherine undressing before her bath, the poor boy’s soundly spanked by Lady Amanda - just the beginning of his torment. Like other males at the manor, he’s often made to wear cutaway pants that leave his cock and balls hanging out. And from the lovely libertines Catherine and Prudence, he learns the rudiments of sex in numerous encounters, but always as a submissive male. Though the treatment is shocking, young Edward has little choice but to follow along. However, when the new owner suddenly arrives on the scene unannounced, he stumbles on a pagan ritual taking place outside the manor. He watches, too shocked to stop the proceedings, as the servant William is bent over an alter and b******d with a dildo. Once it’s clear that Edward is next in line for the humiliating rite, the outraged owner steps from the shadows and abruptly halts the ceremony. Will the tables be turned? A new regime take over? Can the powerful Lady Amanda be stripped of her authority by Cheatem’s rightful owner? Surprises are sure to follow as the story unfolds. But can the natural order of life be restored to this ancient fortress? Or will Cheatem’s owner succumb to Amanda and her minions? Adults only - C ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Hugo Lawless. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/marz/000025/bk_marz_000025_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Knotted in Public (eBook, ePUB)

  I don’t know what came over me, but when I met a very large, strange pitbull on my walk with my small dog I was immediately overcome with lust for him. I had to have him. I needed to let him dominate me in all the ways a dog could dominate his bitch. And that’s exactly what I was. His bitch. Rutting in public as people looked on was not something I ever thought I’d be doing. Excerpt: "Bad dog!" But the more he licked me, the more I liked it. "Don't worry, Butterfly, I'll save you!" I furtively looked around to make sure no one was watching and when I saw that we were completely alone, I gently put the Chihuahua on the ground to get a closer look at his massive cock. My heart pounded furiously in my chest as I thought about what I was doing. Was I really going to touch a stray dog's dick? Just that thought caused wetness to seep from my pussy lips and run down my legs. The pitbull seemed entirely uninterested in my dog. Then I remembered why. Miss Butterfly wasn't the only one who was in heat. I was smack dab in the middle of my fertile period. And I was also as horny as possible. No longer worried about who saw what, I reached out and began stroking the stray dog's cock. It was so large and red and veiny that I just knew I had to get my lips around it. Was I really going to suck a dog's cock off in public? This was so naughty that I shivered violently. Positioning myself underneath the large dog's frame, I kissed his throbbing member. Every single inch of his dick, I placed my lips on. I even took his hairy balls in my mouth and sucked on them. By the time I was through, his cock had grown so large that my mouth was watering to get it inside of my horny cunt.

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  The Wedding Guest

  As he furtively made his way across Pakistan and India, Britisher Jay (Dev Patel) had his reasons not to be late for the arranged nuptials of Samira (Radhika Apte)... since he was contracted by her true love (Jim Sarbh) to kidnap the bride and bring her back to England. As the extraction goes south and he has to go on the run with his attractive charge, he starts to fall for her... and her own agenda starts to surface. Michael Winterbottom's singular thriller also stars Harish Khanna, Nish Nathwani.

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  Zeros and Ones

  In a Rome gripped in pandemic lockdown and reeling from a terrorist attack on the Vatican, American operative J.J. (Ethan Hawke) furtively hunts by night for clues as to the cabal responsible-as well as some assurance that his charismatic revolutionist twin brother, Justin (Hawke, again), had no involvement. Moody of-it's-moment thriller from writer-director Abel Ferrara also stars Cristina Chiriac, Phil Neilson, Valerio Mastandrea, Valeria Correale. 85 min. Widescreen, Soundtrack: English.

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