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    Up a Tree , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 113min
    I gave Simon a little shove, but it was enough to start him moving, then he quickly picked up speed. Too quickly. "Slow down! " I screamed out into the Gorge. Simon and Molly would rather be tortured by Pecker the Parrot or chased by an axe-wielding Dunny Brush than go on the Grubb twins' dodgy flying fox again. But when a kid's in trouble up the Gorge, they mightn't have a choice. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Melissa Eccleston. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/000125/bk_boli_000125_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation: Psycho Proctologists, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 155min, (USK 18)
    The Psycho Proctologists are back for another golden adventure!Michael McLaren, M.D., is a busy man. By day he masquerades as a mild-mannered proctologist, tending to many of the country's most famous buttholes. But by night, he fights enemies of a different nature: demons. For unbeknownst to most, the world is under constant threat of invasion from the denizens of hell. There is no shortage of creatures from the nether planes who are constantly seeking a back door into the world of men...and no shortage of misguided buttholes who would invite them in. For months, a mysterious presence has been lurking in the shadows, biding its time, growing more and more powerful...and when it is revealed, neither Dr. McLaren or any of the rest of his crack team of Psycho Proctologists: Fister, his wayward best friend; Henry, the 13-year-old prodigy; or Victoria, the curvaceous gynecologist - will ever be the same. Beware the Urethrae of Annihilation... They're coming. About the author: W.W. Pecker is the top secret pen name of a writer who just might be Stephen King or J.K. Rowling...but probably isn't. Fortunately, W. W. Pecker is just as fictional as the characters he writes about. He can sometimes be found masquerading as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Antichrist, depending upon the day. He wears boxers, not briefs, has a totally smokin' hot body, and gets laid far more often than you do. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bo Wills. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/020495/bk_acx0_020495_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Chocolate on a Stick , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 384min
    Velma and Louie are in their 70s...and in love with each other. They met at the mailboxes in a retirement home in Memphis, Tennessee. But trouble is on the horizon for our sprightly senior citizens. The nursing home is closing, and their children are bound and determined to separate them - keeping Velma in Memphis with her nervous Elvis Presley-impersonator, car salesman son, Farvis, and sending Louie to South Carolina with his daughter, Jeneeva, who works in a sex toy factory pouring plastic into "pecker molds", as Velma calls it. But Velma and Louie ain't gonna take this kind of treatment from their nutty offspring. They're "runnin' oft" In a red Corvette. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Angie Hickman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/009481/bk_acx0_009481_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Fresh Air, John Waters, Hörbuch, Digital, 45min
    Filmmaker John Waters on this edition of Fresh Air. John Waters's latest film is Cecil B. Demented about an underground filmmaker and his cult following who declare war on bad cinema by kidnapping a starlet and forcing her to star in their own film. Waters other movies include, Pecker about a young amateur photographer who becomes the darling of the New York art world; Cry Baby, a juvenile delinquent love story set in the 1950's, which brought together such performers as Patty Hearst, Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake, David Nelson, and Polly Bergen. Waters is known for his independent, off-beat films, such as Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, and Polyester. In 1988 Waters entered the mainstream with his popular film, Hairspray. (Broadcast Date: August 1, 2000) Language: English. Narrator: Terry Gross. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/rt/whyy/000763/rt_whyy_000763_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Psycho Proctologists: Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata: Psycho Proctologists, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 121min
    The Psycho Proctologists are back, and this time they're on the hunt for demons who hide in the dankest, darkest crevices of existence. And this time, they unwittingly uncover a nefarious plot aimed at eradicating the most sacred of human institutions: Sex. But no worries. Because when demonic maws threaten to munch on all that is good and decent in humanity, you can depend on a gynecologist, her prodigy son the Honey Badger, and two butt doctors. They're the Psycho Proctologists. And they've got your back. ABOUT THE AUTHOR W. W. Pecker was named for the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie - which tells you what one of the Ws stands for. He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and eats moral outrage for breakfast. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bo Wills. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/007119/bk_acx0_007119_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Fresh Air, John Waters, Hörbuch, Digital, 45min
    Filmmaker John Waters on this archive edition of Fresh Air. His film Cecil B. Demented has been released on video and DVD. It's about an underground filmmaker and his cult following who declare war on bad cinema by kidnapping a starlet and forcing her to star in their own film. Waters' other movies include Pecker, about a young amateur photographer who becomes the darling of the New York art world; and Cry Baby, a juvenile delinquent love story set in the 1950s, which brought together such performers as Patty Hearst, Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake, David Nelson, and Polly Bergen. Waters is known for his independent, off-beat films, such as Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, and Polyester. In 1988 Waters entered the mainstream with his popular film Hairspray. (Original Broadcast Date: August 1, 2000) Language: English. Narrator: Terry Gross. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/rt/whyy/011226/rt_whyy_011226_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Fresh Air, John Waters, Hörbuch, Digital, 45min
    Filmmaker John Waters on this edition of Fresh Air. His film Cecil B. Demented has just been released on video and DVD. It's about an underground filmmaker and his cult following who declare war on bad cinema by kidnapping a starlet and forcing her to star in their own film. Waters' other movies include, Pecker about a young amateur photographer who becomes the darling of the New York art world; Cry Baby, a juvenile delinquent love story set in the 1950's, which brought together such performers as Patty Hearst, Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake, David Nelson, and Polly Bergen. Waters is known for his independent, off-beat films, such as Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, and Polyester. In 1988 Waters entered the mainstream with his popular film, Hairspray. (Original Broadcast Date: August 1, 2000) Language: English. Narrator: Terry Gross. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/rt/whyy/010126/rt_whyy_010126_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Billionaire Stepbrother: Addiction, Part 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 102min
    Brett Ghent, a newly minted billionaire, made it when his company, 'Pecker', hit the big time. His stepsister, Kady, and he had been attracted since their parents married, but Brett and Kady had tried very hard to remain 'normal'. Unfortunately for them, their secret lust for each other had been growing. Their forbidden attraction suddenly took on new urgency as Brett and Kady are transported to an ocean-front mansion. They become entangled in a world of deceit, sexuality, and danger! Brett's father Ted and Kady's mother Sarah are now engaged in the Grand Ball, a display of wanton decadence and wealth. But even more surprises await, as Walter Reighland unveils his master plan! The plot is hot and wild as the adventures of these two very different couples come to a rousing climax, in every sense of the word. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sierra Kline. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/059950/bk_acx0_059950_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom: Psycho Proctologists, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 144min
    Forget Fifty Shades of Grey, this book is 50 shades blacker than your a**hole... Michael McLaren is Hollywood's proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there's no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters - or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good. But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he's unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters: The Psycho Proctologists. The world may think they're crazy, but they're all that's standing between you and the Armageddon. Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? A butt doctor. About the author: W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author. No, really. It wasn't the Nobel Prize, or even the Pulitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn't his third grade teacher's class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much? When he's not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bo Wills. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/005566/bk_acx0_005566_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Bent over by Boorman: A First Anal Sex Erotica Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 14min, (USK 18)
    I always thought Keith Boorman had a tiny penis because he had all of the typical toys like a giant truck, a sports car and a speed boat. He was a nice guy, really, and I thought it was silly that a guy like him would still feel a need to compensate. Then, one day while he was supposed to be out, I dropped something off at his house. But he was still there! And I was dead wrong about the size. He rushed away while I stood there in embarrassment and I was still embarrassed when he came back with a robe. The awkwardness turned to joking and as much as I didn't want to be shallow, the size of his pecker had me horny as hell. Before I knew it, we were going at it and then he had me bent over the kitchen table for my first anal sex experience! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, deepthroat, first anal sex, and more. Only mature adults who won't find that offensive should listen to this story. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kelly Morgan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/076260/bk_acx0_076260_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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