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Secret Seduction: Dominance and Desire Novella: She Grew Up with the Man of the House, Book 12 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 113min, (USK 18)

There’s a new Young Man of the House. Samantha knew that her mum’s new husband had offspring of his own, but she hasn’t met Nick. He’s been away in the military, and all she’s seen of him is the dweeb in old pictures. Which means Sam wasn’t prepared for the hot hunk who walked through her front door. Deep voice, big biceps, brimming with confidence and authority, the new Young Man of the House is ready to claim his stake. Sam’s no inexperienced flower, so she sets to tempt her new Man of the House, but is she prepared for his own special brand of dominance? PSA: This story contains a woman on her knees and bent over for use, a grown man giving a cheek-burning spanking, mouth on head, back porch training, and absolutely fulfilling occupancy. Enjoy. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lucy Moreau. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/143454/bk_acx0_143454_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Bill the Vampire , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 460min

There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time. Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of monsters, mayhem, and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them all off...even if it gets his teeth kicked in. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/004396/bk_acx0_004396_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 550min

Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch. Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it. Now Bill must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods. The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3 is a foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/007202/bk_acx0_007202_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Day the Music Died , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 410min

In 1950s Iowa, a murder-suicide forces a lawyer to put aside his rock-and-roll grief. Sam McCain loves Buddy Holly, because he's the only rock-and-roll star who still seems like a dweeb, and Sam knows how that feels. With the unrequited love of his life at his side, Sam drives more than three hours through the snow to watch his idol play the Surf Ballroom. That night, Buddy Holly dies in the most famous plane crash in music history, but Sam has no time to grieve. Because there are too many lawyers in this small town, Sam makes a living as a PI, doing odd jobs for an eccentric judge - whose nephew, it seems, has a problem only a detective could solve. His trophy wife has been murdered, and as soon as Sam arrives, the nephew kills himself, too. The police see this as a clear-cut murder-suicide, but Sam wants to know more, diving into a mystery that will get dangerous faster than you can say "bye-bye, Miss American Pie". ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bronson Pinchot. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/017257/bk_adbl_017257_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Billionaire's Secret Heart , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 156min

Josephine: It was the worst blind date in the history of the universe, until Holden Winters swept in and rescued me. Are you kidding? Holden Winters? A scion of the notorious Winters family, Holden is gorgeous, wealthy, and brilliant. He dates socialites and pop stars, not computer science grad students more comfortable in a hoodie than couture. Our night together was a fantasy...and a huge mistake. Holden: I don't usually steal other guy's dates. I don't have to. A look is all it takes, and the women fall over themselves to get to me. Then I saw Josephine, sitting with her dweeb of a date, just waiting for a man who could appreciate her lush curves and sharp brain. When she ghosted on me, I shouldn't have been so shocked, but women never walk away from me. Josephine thought she could call the shots - she didn't realize that a Winters man always gets what he wants. And I wanted her. The Billionaire's Secret Heart is a standalone romance with a happy ending. It's the first in the Scandals of the Bad Boy Billionaires series, and introduces the notorious men of the Winters family. You can listen to it on its own, but you'll want to listen to the others once you get a taste of the Winters men. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: CJ Bloom, Beckett Greylock. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/029688/bk_adbl_029688_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Dweeb - Burgers Beasts and Brainwashed Bullies: ab 5.99 €

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Kill The Dweeb Uncage The Man

Kill The Dweeb Uncage The Man - Proven Techniques To Unleash The Alpha Male Within: ab 3.88 €

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Danger Dweeb and the Turd of Hurtles

Danger Dweeb and the Turd of Hurtles: ab 3.99 €

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Welcome to Dweeb Club

Welcome to Dweeb Club: ab 10.3 €

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A Class Act

The House Party pals make sure the party isn't over in a fresh comedy that asks: What happens when the school records of a brainiac dweeb (Kid, the guy with the high-rise 'do) and a got-attitude street tough (hip-hop style master Play) get accidentally switched? Meshach Taylor (Designing Women), Karyn Parsons (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air), Alysia Rogers (Boyz N the Hood), Doug E. Doug (Hangin' with the Homeboys) and guest-stars Rhea Perlman (Cheers) and MTV maniac Pauly Shore (Encino Man) round out the class cast. And the def music is a class tune-up too.

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Price: 16.18 EUR excl. shipping

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