46 Results for : certifiable
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Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor: Anecdotes, Jokes & General Geekiness , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 142min
“The man is quite possibly certifiable insane but is undeniably a brilliant tutor.”John has been training the mythical mathematical creatures known as actuaries for nearly 20 years. Join John as he tries to help recalcitrant student actuaries pass their professional exams armed with nothing but a copy of the actuarial tables and a sense of humor.Experience his Basil Fawlty-like antics as he strives to maximize the likelihood of socially awkward actuaries being able to survive in the “normal” world.We’re 95 percent confident that this will be the perfect gift for actuaries and other math geeks everywhere. Please note that our statistical model of enjoyment makes the (rather heroic) assumption that they have a sense of humor in the first place. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Lee. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/176240/bk_acx0_176240_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Lessons in Humiliation , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 633min
The memoir of a man who simply wants to be loved. Henry Robson is suffering. He is a bored, balding, failing actor living all alone in rural England. When two choices present themselves, he inadvisably selects both. Initially, a torrid affair seems to tick all the boxes, but any happiness derived from the liaison soon unravels when Henry, untrained as a teacher, accepts employment at a school run by Piers Halliday, a certifiable control freak and true English eccentric. The book charts the adventures and misadventures of this lovable but hapless rogue, a man all the more endearing for his weaknesses. Laugh as slapstick jostles with the surreal; cry at moments of utter poignancy as adopted baby Henry, goaded by his lover, sets off in search of his birth-mother. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Bartholomew. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049431/bk_acx0_049431_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Great Men of Genius, Part 1: Bertolt Brecht, Hörbuch, Digital, 78min
Monologist Mike Daisey presents a dazzling new work: four "bio-logues" about megalomania and desire constructed from the interleaved life stories of Bertolt Brecht, P.T. Barnum, Nikola Tesla, and L. Ron Hubbard. Over four nights, Daisey explores the nature of genius and wrestles with the pride, insanity, and chauvinism that bind these men together, and reveals how the heights and depths of their gifts have much to teach us about ourselves. Each evening is unique and can be listened to independently, but all four together form an epic oral accounting of triumph and folly told with Daisey's dark and hilarious intensity. Bertolt Brecht - playwright, poet, lover of women, and certifiable cad who escaped Nazi Germany, sympathized with the Communists, failed in Hollywood, was persecuted by McCarthy, and redefined world theater. Language: English. Narrator: Mike Daisey. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/000321/bk_adbl_000321_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Delta Star , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 589min
A dead prostitute leads a gang of cops on a wild international chase In death she looks 35, but Missy Moonbeam, a.k.a. Thelma Bernbaum, is only 22 when the cops of Rampart Division find her flattened on the sidewalk. A Nebraska farm girl, Missy came to Los Angeles to act, and died not long after her dream did. The detectives assume that her pimp threw her off a roof - but they couldn’t be more wrong. Missy had a trick at Caltech whose name draws the Rampart detectives into a bizarre conspiracy. A beached Soviet sub has Europe on the brink of war, and only Rampart Division can pull the world back from disaster. They are a motley gang. There’s the Bad Czech, a certifiable psychopath whose chief pleasure is yelling at the Los Angeles Times. There’s Mario Villalobos, whose midlife crisis has made him sentimental. And there’s Jane Wayne, a New Wave fan, sex addict, and proudly violent cop. This case will take them all the way to Stockholm, but they won’t win any Nobel Peace Prize. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Todd McLaren. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/006109/bk_adbl_006109_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Question of Freedom: A Memoir of Learning, Survival, and Coming of Age in Prison , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 396min
At the age of 16, R. Dwayne Betts - a good student from a lower-middle-class family - carjacked a man with a friend. He had never held a gun before, but within a matter of minutes he had committed six felonies. In Virginia, carjacking is a "certifiable" offense, meaning that Betts would be treated as an adult under state law. A bright young kid, he served his nine-year sentence as part of the adult population in some of the worst prisons in the state. A Question of Freedom chronicles Betts's years in prison, reflecting back on his crime, and looking ahead to how his experiences and the books he discovered while incarcerated would define him. Utterly alone, Betts confronts profound questions about violence, freedom, crime, race, and the justice system. Confined by cinder-block walls and barbed wire, he discovers the power of language through books, poetry, and his own pen. Above all, A Question of Freedom is about a quest for identity - one that guarantees Betts's survival in a hostile environment and incorporates an understanding of how his own past led to the moment of his crime. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sean Crisden. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/011165/bk_tant_011165_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Your Broom or Mine?: Magic and Mayhem, Book 8 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 330min
What’s a tree sprite to do when she’s stumped? Get to the root of the problem, of course. Only, I wood get stuck in a tree with the warlock I love camped out next to it, mea culpa-ing for being a turdwaffle for the last decade. What should I do about it?Umm...stay in the tree and enjoy the show. Location: Assjacket, West Virginia (Who in their right mind named this town?)Mission: get out of the tree and dropkick the warlock who forgot to mention he was in love with me until I was stuck in a tree.Obstacles: just about everything - crazy, foulmouthed witches, accident-prone shifters and a musical production of Jaws. The problem: a vicious slug shifter who will do anything to ruin my future.The solution: With a little luck, a whole bunch of salt, a pinch of magic, and the help of my certifiable new buddies, I might just survive long enough to put down some new roots.And if the journey in the woods gets too crazy? Not a problem. I’ll just branch out and take the psychopath. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Stephanie Riggio. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/226020/bk_acx0_226020_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Lowcountry Bombshell: A Liz Talbot Mystery , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 493min
Susan Boyer delivers big time with a witty mystery that is fun, radiant, and impossible to put down. I LOVE THIS BOOK! – New York Times Bestselling Author, Darynda Jones). Liz Talbot thinks she's seen another ghost when she meets Calista McQueen. She's the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe. Born precisely fifty years after the ill-fated star, Calista's life has eerily mirrored the late starlet's - and she fears the looming anniversary of Marilyn's death will also be hers. Before Liz can open a case file, Calista's life coach is executed. Suspicious characters swarm around Calista like mosquitoes on a sultry low country evening: her certifiable mother, a fake aunt, her control-freak psychoanalyst, a private yoga instructor, her peculiar housekeeper, and an obsessed ex-husband. Liz digs in to find a motive for murder, but she's besieged with distractions. Her ex has marriage and babies on his mind. Her too-sexy partner engages in a campaign of repeat seduction. Mamma needs help with Daddy’s devotion to bad habits. And a gang of wild hogs is running loose on Stella Maris. With the heat index approaching triple digits, Liz races to uncover a diabolical murder plot in time to save not only Calista's life, but also her own. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Loretta Rawlins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/014000/bk_adbl_014000_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Fever Dream: A Psychological Thriller (eBook, ePUB)
The bestselling author of the "clever spine-tingler" The Secretary returns with an unputdownable thriller following a woman in a desperate search for answers after she's institutionalized against her will. The year is 1962, and every night Grace lays her head on her pillow at the Texas State Lunatic Hospital, she reminds herself she is not what they say she is. Her children and her husband are not dead. They're searching for her. Someone knows the truth. Strangely, that someone is hell-bent on making sure the truth stays buried. The question is…why? Meanwhile, Grace has bigger fish to fry, starting with her new roommate. Elizabeth is certifiable, and she has star status-a deadly combination, Grace realizes. The kind of woman who has everyone in the palm of her hand, Elizabeth gives even the most menacing of nurses a run for their money, takes bad intentions to a whole new level, and makes crazy look seductive as hell. Grace learns fast: the best way to deal with lunacy is to befriend it. It may be her only ticket out. She also learns there's more to her new bunkmate than meets the eye. She's vile, she's cunning-and possibly faking it. The question is…why? With riveting twists and a breakneck pace, Fever Dream is a propulsive thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat.- Shop: buecher
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Anger Management: The Ultimate Guide to Take Control of Your Anger, Overcome Stress and Master Your Emotions , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 194min
Regardless of whether you would state that you are or know somebody who has an issue with anger, or you're basically curious, you might be contemplating - what is anger management? The articulation is hurled around rather cool, anyway it is actually a certifiable treatment that can assist people with controlling their genuine sentiments, particularly anger and furiousness. Most mental experts would portray anger management as the strategy of seeing and controlling your anger. It isn't something that is done just once. At the point when you have an issue with anger, you will be obliged to manage that issue for anything that is left of your life. If it is left untreated, it can end up realizing a not immaterial overview of social, physical, mental and eager issues. The essential bit of anger management perceives the issue you or your worshiped one may have with anger. By far most gets angry sporadically; anger is a customary and strong inclination.Anger management is planned to rescue the individual work their issues, bail them portray feeling of why they turn as so enraged. It similarly educates the individual not to be abused by their sentiments, their resentment. Anger management is expected to educate the individual methodology, which prevent them from getting angry as often or for long. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Eric LaCord. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/179215/bk_acx0_179215_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Rockers & Rollers: A Full Throttle Memoir from AC/DC's Legendary Frontman , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 289min
By night, Brian Johnson sings in the biggest rock 'n' roll band on the planet. But by day, AC/DC's charismatic, flat-capped frontman gets to indulge his passion for all things automotive. Cars and rock 'n'roll - they were made for each other. Car racer, car collector, and all-round car enthusiast, Johnson is an incurable, certifiable petrolhead who can't remember a time when four wheels didn't feature as large in his life as music. Starting, as a young boy growing up in Tyneside, with an old steering wheel and his imagination, a lifelong passion took root early. And through cramped teenage fumbles in an old mini and clapped-out, hygienically challenged tour vans, to chauffeur-driven, leather-trimmed limos and a sideline as a successful racing driver, it's been there ever since. By turns, surprising, joyful, poignant, and usually laugh-out-loud funny, Rockers and Rollers is the story of man with an insatiable appetite for life and a glimpse into the extraordinary world of AC/DC, set soon to overtake the Beatles as the biggest-selling band in history. Packed with hair-raising anecdotes and revealing a God-given talent for comic writing on every page, Brian Johnson has written the most unique, entertaining autobiography of the year. And essential reading for car nuts and rock fans. Well that'll be most of us then.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Brian Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/scom/000002/bk_scom_000002_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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