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    Dungeons and Gangsters , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 323min
    I’m gonna tell you something right from the start: I’m not the good guy. I was good once, when I was a kid. Little league trophies, comic book collection, straight A’s. Hell, I got myself into Dragontusk University of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A real Harry Potter, I was gonna be. But then I found out, the life of slaying dragons, the life of rescuing princesses, the life of a white picket fence and family photo Christmas cards...that was never for me. I’m a hobgoblin. And if one thing hobgoblins care about, it’s blood. Blood ties, blood debts. I’ve started with Mickey Mouse scores: Holding up liquor stores, dealing tree, squeezing Kobold Delis. But now, a big heist has come my way, and I just might land a real score, a huge score. Now, I just have to let go of worn out dreams, and accept what I am...a stone cold gangster.Warning: This book contains explicit language, explicit action, explicit everything. Adults only, all that jazz. If you’re a precious snowflake, this book is a friggin’ flame thrower. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Neeb, Lanessa Tremblett. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/212645/bk_acx0_212645_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Sketch 2: Sketch Series, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 619min
    Every man has problems. It turns out...gods have even more!I was living the high life, enjoying the powers of my cosmic sketchbook, when everything fell apart. There was a cosmic battle at the museum of history where I actually drew all kinds of epic warriors into existence.I barely managed to destroy that cosmic horror in the sky...but at a heavy price. My beautiful priestess fell into a coma, and the authorities were after me, since I gave my secret away in that very public battle for the fate of LA. Everything was lost.So, I did what any red-blooded Regular Joe would do: I drew a giant space station into existence, fled to outer space, pumped my body full of artificial adrenaline to keep myself awake for three months straight and plotted.Now, it's time I return to LA and set things right. This time, nothing's going to stop me from creating everything I've ever wanted with my magic sketchbook!Warning: This audiobook contains explicit language, explicit action, explicit everything. Adults only, all that jazz. If you’re a precious snowflake, this audiobook is a friggin’ flame thrower. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Neeb, Gigi Amour. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/207000/bk_acx0_207000_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Deep Down: OGs, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 553min
    Mike Haddican, proud small-town gym owner and renowned karate instructor, is an all-around good guy. He's never needed much to be happy. Only his family, his friends, his girl. Especially his girl. So when that girl up and left him seven years ago to chase her dreams, she all but destroyed him. Sure, contemporary dancer Kyra Brims made it big, but it cost her dearly. Now her life and career are in shambles. She doesn't need a do-over; she needs a friggin' miracle. Injured, broke, and out of options, she returns to Alden, the town she swore she'd never see again - and home of Mike Haddican, the man who ripped her soul to pieces - to lick her wounds and recover. Forgetting and letting go proved impossible when they were worlds apart; now that they're stuck together they don't stand a chance, especially with Mike's grandma and her partners in crime plotting, meddling, and refusing to give up on them. But as the passion that never died burns out of control, so do old hurts and unresolved issues. They're going to have to dig deep down to find forgiveness and the wisdom to move on. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Karl Michaels. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/032315/bk_acx0_032315_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Board Game Designer's Guide: The Easy 4 Step Process to Create Amazing Games That People Can't Stop Playing , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 253min
    Do you have a board game idea but can't get it out of your head? Use my "four I's" framework and you'll get your game to the table and quickly discover if it will be the next Cards Against Humanity (hint: good!) or the next Trump: The Game (hint: not so good!).   Have you made a game, but it's just sitting in a closet somewhere? Dust off that box and let The Board Game Designer's Guide get you unstuck and finish your game for good!   Is your game done but you don't know what to do next? In section six, I'll walk you through all the options available so you can finally figure out which one is right for you and grow a huge legion of fans all proclaiming "Whoever invented this game is a friggin' genius!"   Don't let your board game idea sit on a shelf or in your head. There are thousands of people out there who want to play it. You need to share your amazing game with the world! Now, you finally can....PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Slack. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/128800/bk_acx0_128800_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Witch's Reign: The Desert Cursed, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 522min
    The Witch's Reign...a land of unnatural hellish cold ruled over by the Ice Witch herself, who is in turn guarded by three creatures - Wolf, Bear, and Raven. Those lovely beasts derive their power directly from their mistress and just happen to kill any who cross their paths. To get there, you first must pass through the Dragon's Ground. Full of, you guessed it, dragons who for the record, also do not like trespassers. Sounds like a fun place to go, doesn't it? Yeah, not so much. You see the thing is my best friend, Darcy was sent with a team into the Witch's Reign to recover a powerful jewel that belongs to our mentor, and they are long overdue to come back. That leaves me, Zamira "Reckless" Wilson to go after my friend because no one else will. Somehow, I get saddled with a human - a male no less! - tagging along for the ride. A human that is as weak and useless as my shifting abilities. Throw in a weapon that might be trying to kill me, and a small dragon that has a penchant for Shakespearean insults, and you've got my life in a nutshell. May the sands of the desert swallow me whole because this is going to be a friggin bumpy ride. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lauren Fortgang. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112512/bk_acx0_112512_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Fix: A Single Mom Romantic Comedy (Carolina Connections, Book 1) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 380min
    My life is a friggin’ fairytale - just not the kind any single girl would ever want to star in.LaneyLike any good heroine, I have challenges to face. Getting my son to wear pants is one; dealing with my snooze-fest of a job is another. Then there’s the Beast, my freeloading brother who’s worn a permanent dent in the couch at my new place. And no fairytale would be complete without a smoking-hot prince, of course. Too bad he’s a complete ass.My instincts scream at me to steer clear of Nate Murphy. Because, if life has taught me anything, there is no such thing as "happily ever after".NateI may not be a superhero, but I do my best to come to the rescue when I’m needed. And, hey, I just moved halfway across the country after a single phone call from my mom. But being back home and taking on the responsibilities involved makes me a bit cranky at times. Unfortunately, the one time I completely lose my cool is in front of the hottest girl I’ve ever met. I’ve got my work cut out for me if I’m going to fix this. But I will fix this. I’ll be anything Laney Monroe needs me to be...a superhero, a prince, or just a guy she might take a chance on.Get The Fix and start the hilariously addictive Carolina Connections series today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alice Wander. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/164607/bk_acx0_164607_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames: My Insane Life Raising Two Boys with Autsim , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 402min
    The down and dirty world of one autism mom's journey - from sex-ed to Santa Claus. Jeni Decker is five-foot nothing and one hundred and [redacted] pounds - a self-described roly-poly, forty-something, Reubenesque bon-bon of a gal, often called cute but never sexy. She has two sons with autism on opposite ends of the spectrum (Jake and Jaxson), a husband who prefers hunting to household chores, an Australian Shepherd named Sugar, and an albino frog named Humbert Humbert. This is her story - a brash, personal, and sometimes shocking memoir of one woman’s determination to raise two healthy kids with autism and keep her sanity in the process. It’s not always easy. Between “poop” incidents, temper tantrums, and the “helpful” advice about parenting from her fellow citizens in the grocery store, Jeni often finds herself wanting to throw something. With chapters like: “Tickling the Weiner”, “Why I Hate Pokemon”, “Santa: Give It a Friggin’ Rest, Already”, and “Oprah’s the Reason My Kid Thinks I Want to Drown Him in the Tub”, I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames also includes mini-chapters written by her eldest son, Jake. Listeners looking for laughter and inspiration will find it here aplenty, along with tons of surreal anecdotes that will have you either shaking your head in disbelief (for those unacquainted with the world of autism) or nodding with recognition (for those who are). As Jeni says, “I developed a new ‘normal.’” ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tess Malis Kincaid. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/008410/bk_adbl_008410_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Stalk the Moon: Mirrorside, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 369min
    The Other waits.... A modern retelling of the myth of Artemis and Orion - with a few twists!She doesn't know she's Artemis, mythical huntress and goddess of the moon - but he does. And that's all he needs to make sure he gets his happy ending this time. Except he's expecting the Artemis he remembers. Who he gets instead is -NoelleWith a potty mouth and a Jersey attitude, I've never been the type of girl who cries when things don't go my way. I'm no damsel in distress. Whatever life throws at me, I can handle it. No matter how rough or tough or...weird? Because falling through a full-length mirror and ending up in a forest wearing nothing but a nightgown is definitely weird. Stabbing a giant scorpion in the eye with a stick? Yup. Weird. Discovering I'm a whiz with a bow and that I can apparently communicate with animals like some grouchy Disney princess - okay, not gonna lie. That's kind of cool. Being told that I'm supposedly the reincarnation of the Greek goddess Artemis? Super friggin' weird. How am I supposed to believe that? Or that some gorgeous hunk of a guy insists we're meant to be together? I mean, I might not know a lot about mythology, but wasn't Artemis some kind of virgin? Hunter She's back. After all this time, after all this waiting, she's back in my reach and nothing is going to keep me from changing the way this story ends. Not the tragedy of our shared history, or the countless times I've already died. Not the fact that her brother has proven repeatedly that he will stop at nothing to keep us separated. Not even the undeniable truth that Artemis doesn't remember me - or even herself. She's back. And, this time, she's mine. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kae Marie Denino. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/164400/bk_acx0_164400_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Stupid White Men...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 480min
    The government has been seized by a ne'er-do-well rich boy and his elderly henchmen...Our great economic expansion is unraveling faster than a set of Firestones...Our water is poisoned, the ozone's in shreds, and the SUVs are advancing like a plague of locusts...Remember when everything was looking up? When the government was running at a surplus, pollution was disappearing, peace was breaking out in the Middle East and Northern Ireland, and the Bridge to the Twenty-First Century was strung with high-speed Internet cable and paved with 401K gold?Well, so much for the future. Michael Moore, the award-winning provocateur behind Roger & Me and the best seller Downsize This!, now returns to size up the new century - and that big, ugly special-interest group that's laying waste to the world as we know it: stupid white men. Whether he's calling for United Nations action to overthrow the Bush Family Junta, begging African-Americans to place "whites only" signs over the entrances of unfriendly businesses, or praying that Jesse Helms will get kissed by a man, Stupid White Men is Mike's Manifesto on Malfeasance and Mediocrity. Among his targets:George W.: "'President' of the United States. The Thief-in-Chief. A trespasser on federal land, a squatter in the Oval Office."Bill Clinton: "One of the best Republican presidents we've ever had."The former Yugoslavia: "Bring back Marshall Tito! Nobody in America liked him much when he was alive, but now he looks like Lady Bird Johnson."The idiot nation: "A friggin' stain on a blue dress. That's what captured our attention in the '90s - along with slow-moving Broncos, six-year-old strangled beauty queens, and Hugh Grant's dating habits."Corporate America: "There is no recession, my friends: no downturn, no hard times. The rich are wallowing in loot - and now they want to make sure you don't come a-lookin' for your piece of the pie. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Arte Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/newm/000015/bk_newm_000015_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Hunt the Stars: Mirrorside, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 514min
    The conclusion to Noelle and Hunter's story!After discovering that she - surprise - has a brother, and that Hunter has been holding out on her when it comes to how exactly she can get back home, Noelle chooses to ride off on a majestic buck rather than spend one more minute with the two guys.But, as she finds out, running away doesn’t mean that her story is over. In fact, it’s only just begun - NoelleYou’ve got to be friggin’ kidding me!It’s bad enough that I fell through an antique mirror and ended up in the enchanted forest of the Other. I thought I’d seen it all after being chased by giant scorpions, getting shot at by a mysterious archer, and being hit on by a horny satyr. Yeah, right.Thank the stars that I had Hunter, the gorgeous huntsman who’s been at my side since I landed here. Without him, I would’ve been scorpion chow within minutes. Kind and strong and a pleasure to look at when he isn’t wearing his hooded cloak, trying like hell to get back home to my condo (and my cat) wasn’t so bad as long as I had Hunter.Then I met Alex, the mysterious archer I mentioned, and he dropped the bomb on me: He’s my brother.Even worse?Hunter’s been lying to me all along. He’s not helping me go home. He can’t. No one can.Apparently we’re stuck in some stupid story. The magic of the other? It brings people to this weirdo world to relive ancient Greek myths over and over again and I can’t leave until the story is done.One problem.No one will tell me how the myth of Artemis and Orion ends.HunterOrion keeps whispering in my ear, telling me how our story is supposed to go: Find Artemis, fall in love with the maiden goddess, and die. It’s what happens every time - there’s no way around it.But Noelle isn’t like any Artemis he’s ever known. She’s feisty and loyal and looks at me as if staying chaste is the last thing on her mind.At least, she did. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kae Marie Denino. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/166930/bk_acx0_166930_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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