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In Bed with Susie Bright 253: Cupid's Broken Arrow, Hörbuch, Digital, 29min, (USK 18)

Susie starts this week with a recent article from The Washington Post that says more and more college age men are suffering from erectile dysfunction. The reason, according to the article? Too many sexually aggressive co-eds. Not so fast, says Susie. She says if you ask, these young men also say they don't masturbate. Susie says too many young people just know nothing about their sexuality and their too doped up to enjoy their sexual desire. Then, in the Try This at Home mailbag, Susie answers a long letter from a man who is transitioning to becoming a woman. She's tackling all the big issues - work, family and finding a lover and Susie's ready to help. Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests to get Susie's "girly card" to introduce your friends by writing susie@audible.com. (Episode 253, June 9, 2006)Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/060609/pf_suzy_060609_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Hot Strippers: Ten Explicit Erotica Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 185min, (USK 18)

How would you like to listen to this story? Lindsay's Special Show (Touching and Tentacles at the Cosplay Convention), a Tale of Submission by Melody Anson In this story, Lindsay has just finished with the sexy vampire girl and expects Alistair to take her, but Alistair instead directs her to perform a sexy strip tease and then to masturbate while telling him her craziest hentai-fantasies. While he watches, she touches herself and tells him about tentacle sex movies she's watched, all the while wishing he would take her, make her give him what he wants, and impregnate her in return! That's only one of the sexy tales you'll find in this collection! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, group sex, first lesbian sex, first anal sex, hot wives, FFM threesome sex, call girl sex, and more. Only mature adults who won't find that offensive should buy this collection. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kit Hawkins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/048019/bk_acx0_048019_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Two Cocks for the Camp Counselor: A MMF Menage Outdoor Sex Double Penetration Erotica Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 16min, (USK 18)

It's been a long summer of kids, games, and summer camp work, and Kayla is grateful that it's winding down. The summer has been so busy with so little privacy that she hasn't even been able to masturbate! She's sure of one thing; when she gets home, she'll be rocking her boyfriend's world. Liam and Brian have other plans, though. The sexy camp lifeguards see her relaxing by the lake, and they just have to get a piece of her. The double team sex that follows is amazing, with rough sex, deep throat, and her first anal sex! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during an MMF threesome sex encounter. It includes oral sex, double team sex, outdoor sex, first anal sex, rough sex, mmf ménage, and semen swallowing. It is intended for mature listeners who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sapphire Rose. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/008450/bk_acx0_008450_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Vivian's Naughty Advenure: A Rough Sex Double Penetration , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 59min, (USK 18)

You have never read a threesome story quite like this: full of sex and hot situations from the very start. For months Vivian has been playing a peek-a-boo game with a man from another building. With binoculars, they watch one another as they masturbate feverishly together. But they have yet to meet. Vivian decides to take a long bike ride. After a crashing her bike while masturbating, she decides she is too banged up to ride back. Instead, she rents a cabin. Late in the night two gorgeous men knock at her door. Could these two men help her forget her pain and take her to new levels of ecstasy? One of them happens to be her masturbating buddy from the other building. Her night is filled with lots of rough sex as she's filled by two huge men at the same time. This is an adventure you don't want to miss. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Vivian Lee Fox. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/036399/bk_acx0_036399_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Monger X: Banging Strippers , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 13min, (USK 18)

Monger X talks about sleeping with strippers and tells a couple of short stories. So I have said before in my other books I first got interested in pay for play or Mongering from strippers. Before I get into the meat of this story I need to vent about some pet peeves about strippers and the guys that work with them. FYI, if you're a stripper and you're reading this you're selling sex, not a fantasy. A fantasy is masturbating to porn you downloaded from the internet not a naked chick on your lap grinding on your dick. Seriously they basically masturbate guys for a living and expect you to buy the fantasy notion. My pet peeves about strippers, and if you're a stripper reading this don't, this entire book is not devoted to bashing your profession and there a lot of things I love about you girls. The pet peeves are usually about only a few. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ron Herczig. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018934/bk_acx0_018934_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Nature's Nether Regions: What the Sex Lives of Bugs, Birds, and Beasts Tell Us About Evolution, Biodiversity, and Ourselves , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 471min

The story of evolution as you’ve never heard it before. What’s the easiest way to tell species apart? Check their genitals. Researching private parts was long considered taboo, but scientists are now beginning to understand that the wild diversity of sex organs across species can tell us a lot about evolution. Menno Schilthuizen invites listeners to join him as he uncovers the ways the shapes and functions of genitalia have been molded by complex Darwinian struggles: penises that have lost their spines but evolved appendages to displace sperm; female orgasms that select or reject semen from males, in turn subtly modifying the females’ genital shape. We learn why spiders masturbate into miniature webs, discover she dungflies that store sperm from attractive males in their bellies, and see how, when it comes to outlandish appendages and bizarre behaviors, humans are downright boring. Nature’s Nether Regions joyfully demonstrates that the more we learn about the multiform private parts of animals, the more we understand our own unique place in the great diversity of life. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steven Menasche. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/gdan/001300/bk_gdan_001300_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 406: The Mommy's Guide to Sex after Babies, Hörbuch, Digital, 36min, (USK 18)

New parents are keenly aware that there is something very important missing in their lives: SEX. Susie has some tips on how to get your mojo back, even if the diapers still need changing. Finding that horny feeling again might take a bit of work, but Susie says you've got to take the time - it's worth it and may save your sanity.Next, Susie reads a story from her mentor, poet Judy Grahn. "The Psychoanalysis of Edward the Dyke" is a tale that Grahn wrote about the problems of being a girl who's really a guy. Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a listener has a problem that is quite troubling: "My husband won't let me masturbate," she says. Ought oh - sounds like a control issue. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 406, October 16, 2009) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/091016/pf_suzy_091016_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Female Erotic Confessions From the Hair Stylists' Chair, Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 55min, (USK 18)

Often times women feel a lot more comfortable opening up to their hairstylist rather than their best friend or therapist on what erotic fantasies they have swimming inside their head. I've been a hairstylist for over 20 years now, and I have had many women share their erotic fantasies with me. Some are normal, some are out of this world - literally. And some are very sensual and sexy. Many men out there always wonder what women want, like, need, or crave in their sexual lives. Most women are too afraid to tell their boyfriend, husband, or even lover what they need in their sex life or share their most intimate fantasy with them. Truth of the matter and known fact is that women do masturbate, and we do have sexually driven erotic fantasies that fuel our erotic desires that send us into orgasmic frenzies when we are alone. Whether it's with another man, women, group, public, voyeurism, or even just downright hardcore carnal sex - our fantasies are out there waiting to be fulfilled. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Candy Kross. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021881/bk_acx0_021881_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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How to Fail: The Self-Hurt Guide , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 529min

How to Fail is the world's FIRST Self-Hurt Guide, the polar opposite of a self-help guide. In How to Fail, follow the misadventures, misgivings, and massive mistakes of this satiric novel's narrator, Stu Fish, as he tries to find success in 2010 New York. With hilarious chapters such as "How to Fail to Make Your Parents Proud of You," "How to Fail to Do Something Productive All Day," "How to Fail in Love," and "How to Fail All the Way to Rock Bottom," and even more ribald "footchapters" such as "How to Masturbate at Work," "How to Develop an Addiction," "How to Get Usurped by Your Girlfriend's Ex," and "How to Acquire the STD That's Right for You," there's not an aspect of life that How to Fail doesn't tackle and offer a terrific non-solution for. All of this is delivered in perfect single serving-size chapters for our modern A.D.D. culture more used to reading blog entries on their phones while riding the subway or waiting in line at Subway than in carefully reading a book. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Killavey. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/005132/bk_acx0_005132_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Stop Masturbating and Start Living: How to Go from Fappy to Happy and Overcome Any Vice or Addiction , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 31min, (USK 18)

How to finally stop masturbating (and overcome any vice or addiction) and harness the power to reclaim your life.I have been a chronic masturbator for most of my life. As I did the math on how much time I've spent masturbating, I surprised even myself. Almost an entire year of my life down the drain...or into a wad of tissues. Masturbation controlled my life and made me into someone I did not like. But then I discovered the secret that helped me take back my life.You are now in possession of that secret! This is the only book you'll need to stop doing the things you don't want to do anymore and to start living powerfully! The simple truth to stopping masturbation, or any vice, lies in overcoming our biggest antagonists - ourselves.Stop Masturbating and Start Living was designed to be heard in the amount of time it takes to masturbate. This book provides a guilt-free way to stop masturbating and overcome any vice or addiction so you can focus that time and energy toward things that matter in your life. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joseph Fan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/101113/bk_acx0_101113_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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