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    Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies
    Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies ab 10.99 € als epub eBook: On Myths Morons Free Speech Football and Assorted Absurdities. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Humor & Cartoons,
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    Stop Smoking, Scumbag! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 38min
    Are you a useless, cigarette-addicted drone, but wish you weren't? Are you smelly and friendless?Well, good news, pal. We have just the book for you. Not only will it help you kick that disgusting cigarette habit, which will, in turn, make you smell better. You will also attract more friends if you don't smell like the bottom of an ashtray all of the time.Not enough good news? Well, it also works for you vaping morons, too.Aside, from heaps of sarcasm, from this book you will receive:Tips about quitting smoking and staying clean.How to deal with the backlash from your friends and family.Diet tips to assure success.And a general sense of well-being that you have definitely not had in a very long time. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jacin Harter. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153821/bk_acx0_153821_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Three Stooges
    The Three Stooges ab 17.49 € als epub eBook: An Illustrated History From Amalgamated Morons to American Icons. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Kunst, Musik & Design,
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    Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 301min
    Hi. In your hands, right now, you hold the culmination of thousands of years of human intelligence, ingenuity, and brilliance. Now put your goddamn phone down and pay attention to my book. What is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because now I get to tell you.) "Time travel. Gay marriage. Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING. "Tiny brags from my publisher, stuff like: 'This is an uproarious, uncensored take on empathy, personal responsibility, and what it means to be human.' "Excessive brags about myself: 'An extraordinarily clever, punishingly funny, sharp-tongued blogosphere star, NFL player, husband and father, one-time violin prodigy, voracious lifetime reader, obsessive gamer, and fearless champion of personal freedom.' "Oh, and also an essay on the Pope's Twitter account. Honestly, if that doesn't draw you in, there's no hope left for humanity. I also give my own funeral eulogy, in case you were hoping I'd go away and die now! "So please, join me in the glorious art of windmill tilting by reading this 'collection of rousing, uncensored personal essays, letters, and stories' (I have no idea why that's in quotes). "Join the herd of Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies. "(You know you want to.)" ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Kluwe. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/001278/bk_hach_001278_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Best of Car Talk, The Case of the Disappearing Pedals, October 10, 2015, Hörbuch, Digital, 53min
    This week on The Best of Car Talk, Click and Clack dive headlong into relationship advice. The result? Further proof of their legendary status as relationship morons! Also, Nechama's hood is rusted shut. Can she play dumb, go for an oil change, and hope the guys at the corner station fix it for free? Marge and her dad are at odds over the safety of talking on a cell phone while refueling. Can Tom and Ray calm the familial waters? Plus, Andrew is a 15-year-old political hopeful looking for a car to impress the voters, and Paul needs a new cocktail for his car, which already has a smoking problem. All that, plus how do Tom and Ray prepare for the show? Find out, this week on The Best of Car Talk. [Broadcast Date: October 10, 2015 Language: English. Narrator: Tom Magliozzi, Ray Magliozzi. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/rt/cart/151010/rt_cart_151010_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Science of Sin: Why We Do the Things We Know We Shouldn't , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 665min
    Anyone who has ever wondered why they never seem to be able to stick to their diet, who marvels at how little work some of their colleagues get away with doing, who despairs at the antisocial behaviour of their teenagers, who can't understand how lovecheats can handle multiple extramarital affairs, who struggles to resist the lure of the comfy sofa and the giant bag of crisps, who struggles to control their mood when morons cut them up on the M4 or who makes themselves thoroughly bitter by endlessly comparing themselves to others - well, this book is for you. The Science of Sin looks from a neurobiological and psychological perspective at why we find it hard to resist and what can be done about it. Structured around a loose interpretation of the seven deadly sins, it is a fascinating book indeed, and one that everyone can learn something from. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Matt Addis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/029792/bk_adbl_029792_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Catcher in the Rye and Philosophy
    The Catcher in the Rye and Philosophy ab 19.99 € als epub eBook: A Book for Bastards Morons and Madmen. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Fachthemen & Wissenschaft, Philosophie,
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    The Fling: Hank the Cowdog , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 174min
    Sometimes I take an opportunity to say good-bye to the cattle and wish them a safe journey. "Well, good-bye, you morons. It was nice having you here at the ranch, but it'll be even nicer having you gone. You ate all our grass and taking care of you was a pain in the neck. Good-bye, good riddance, and don't ever come back." Something like that. Just a few words, heh heh, to let them know...SLAM! Huh? Someone had...the driver had shut the...Hey! Open the door! Wait a minute, there'd been a big... "I felt the truck moving. I barked the alarm but the stupid steers were bawling and carrying on, and nobody heard me. We gathered speed. We were moving past the house. I could see Sally May out in her yard. Little Alfred was standing beside her. They waved good-bye to the driver. Hey! Help! I was trapped!" Hear two new songs, "The Fling Song" and "Buzzard Chant". ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John R. Erickson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/mave/000038/bk_mave_000038_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Lost Intelligence: Lost Starship Series, Book 12 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 770min
    His code name is Nostradamus, and he’s an ancient alien super-intelligence awakened by pesky humans crawling upon his planet. He decides to use these low-grade morons, testing some, making the special ones his agents and sending them into Star Watch to make the military organization his own.It’s an insidious assault from within, run by a creature with fantastic predictive powers against what he considers an infantile species.Captain Maddox and the crew of Victory catch a glimpse of the secret menace in the Tau Ceti System. They race back to Earth to report. But Nostradamus’ web is already closing in. It may already be too late.Except...Maddox, Galyan, Valerie, and Professor Ludendorff refuse to give up on those they love. The secret war against humanity has a new set of champions, hardened veterans willing to challenge an alien that can predict their every move.Do Maddox and his crew stand a chance against the super-alien and the full weight of Star Watch turned against them? Find out in The Lost Intelligence, the 12th book in the Lost Starship Series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mark Boyett. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/191990/bk_acx0_191990_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Holding on to the Past - Life Bite Series, Hörbuch, Digital, 4min
    It's good to have nice memories, and with them often comes a few not-so-nice events, too, that linger in our mind - it's just the way it is. Time for most of us heals the past so that it is way down the pecking order of our thoughts and thus more recent events keep us bouyant and bright. Certain people and certain events for some however hold on to the past as if it is some kind of justification for life and gives them credibility, etc. Politically correct morons often do this as they are held back in the undercurrent of low life and worthlessness. Life moves forward, we don't have to look back because we don't go that way. Life is where we are now and we hopefully step into a better tomorrow because of that. Don't let past events weigh you down; there is nothing you can do whatsoever as the past cannot be changed. Never feel guilty as that emotion does nothing but internally crucify you and stops you going forward. Language: English. Narrator: Mr John Stewart Rushton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lfal/000058/bk_lfal_000058_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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