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Rotten: Book One - Infection , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 443min

The undead. The reanimated. Monsters that walk the earth once Hell is full. Zombies. Call them what you want. No one was prepared for the end of the world to bring the impossible; the dead were never actually supposed to rise. War, plague, natural disaster maybe - but the dead rising to eat the living? That was never supposed to become reality.It began with sniffles, coughs, and fever. Once sick, the end came soon, but so did the beginning. Just as quickly as the sick begin to fall, so does Poppy’s world. As she loses everything she holds dear, she faces her new world head-on. Accompanied by strangers, she tries to make her way to safety, soon to realize that safety no longer exists.Rotten takes place in the same universe as the Grace series. Get ready to follow Poppy and Ellis as they cross paths with a few names you might recognize. While the two series will eventually merge, you do not need to know one to follow the other.Intended for mature audiences. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tabitha Wood. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/172813/bk_acx0_172813_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Abby's Journey , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 402min

Twenty-year-old Abigail Turner has only known her mother, Claire - who died shortly after she was born - through letters, videos, postcards, and journals. Abby's father, Josh, has raised his precious daughter himself, but his overprotectiveness has become stifling. Abby longs to forge out on her own and see the world after a childhood trapped indoors: she suffers from bronchopulmonary dysplasia, which means a case of the sniffles can rapidly escalate into life-threatening pneumonia. But when Abby's doctor declares her healthy - for now - her grandmother Millie whisks her away to Europe to visit the Christmas markets that her mother cherished and chronicled in her travel journals. Despite her father's objections, Abby and Millie embark on a journey of discovery in which Abby will learn secrets that force her to reevaluate her image of her mother and come to a more mature understanding of a parent-child bond that transcends death. New York Times and USA Today best-selling author Steena Holmes offers a tender and heartfelt exploration of parental love and a daughter's longing for connection in the poignant next chapter following Saving Abby. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Em Eldridge. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/008701/bk_brll_008701_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Apocalypse Cow , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 527min

When scientists with warped imaginations accidentally unleash an experimental bioweapon that transforms Britain's animals into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation. Abattoir worker Terry Borders' love life is crippled by the stench of death that clings to his skin from his days spent slaughtering cows; teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters alternates between scratching furiously at his rash and baiting his overbearing New Age mother; and inept journalist Lesley McBrien struggles forlornly in the shadow of her famous war correspondent father and the star journalist at the Glasgow Tribune. When Britain begins a rapid descent into chaos and ministers cynically attempt to blame al-Qaeda, Lesley stumbles upon proof that the government is behind the outbreak. During her bumbling quest to unveil the truth, she crosses paths with Terry and Geldof, and together they set out to escape a quarantined Britain with the evidence and vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus. Standing in the way are rampaging hordes of animals, a ruthless security agent, and an army ready to shoot anybody with a case of the sniffles on the off-chance the virus has mutated.Three losers. Overwhelming odds. A single outcome: the world is screwed. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Worsley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rhuk/001338/bk_rhuk_001338_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Natural Home Remedies, Volume 1: The Best No Prescription Needed Guide to Using Natural Remedies for Common Ailments , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 18min

Everybody gets the sniffles sometime. Not only that but there is the occasional cough, flu, headache, and stomachache. These are just some of the common ailments everybody gets once in a while. A lot of people automatically reach for pharmaceutical remedies. Painkillers, cough medications, and cold tablets are often standard items in a home medicine cabinet. Some people even get into the habit of bringing these little pills along wherever they go. Don't you know that long-term use of these synthetic chemicals poses an even more serious threat to health than the problems they are supposed to treat? For instance prolonged use of painkillers like NSAIDs for simple headaches can cause serious stomach ulcers and bleeding problems. It is better to turn to natural remedies. These are just as effective and so much safer. Listen to this book and find out how nature can cure health complaints effectively, without any side effects. Seven reasons to buy this audiobook: 1. It's short and informative, with no fluff. 2. This book is straightforward and gets to the point. 3. It has a great concept. 4. Learn what you need to know fast. 5. Don't waste hours listening to something that won't benefit you. 6. Specifically recorded to help and benefit the listener. 7. The best compact guide to learn what you need to learn in a short period of time. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Annette Martin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030255/bk_acx0_030255_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Doctor Office Threesome Ecstasy: Five XXX Explicit Doctor Threesome Sex Erotica Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 97min, (USK 18)

Have you ever thought about being taken by your handsome doctor while he is touching your half naked body? What about two handsome doctors? Or a doctor and sexy nurse at the same time?These five explicit XXX doctor office threesome erotica stories will get you all hot and bothered.Nurse Jenny Will Take It from Here: A Reluctant Doctor/Patient Sex Threesome Erotica StoryMillie goes in for an exam and discovers her old doctor retired, but Dr. Paul is considerate and even makes sure a nurse is present so she doesn’t feel uncomfortable. As he starts the examination, Millie realizes this isn’t typical because his fingers are moving far faster than they should, and Nurse Jenny isn’t there for comfort, unless comfort means guiding a doctor/patient sex encounter complete with a first threesome and Millie’s first lesbian experience!Taken at The Doctor’s Office: A Reluctant Threesome Doctor/Patient Sex ShortAlyssa just has a little bit of a cough and some sniffles, so she doesn’t expect much attention, but the doctor and nurse who take her case have other ideas. Suddenly, Alyssa is thrust right into her first lesbian sex experience in the middle of a hard and reluctant MFF threesome complete with rough deepthroat and plenty of rough sex.Calling in A Specialist: Double Penetration at the Doctor’s OfficeSuzie is finally pressured by her sister and her sister’s friend into going to the doctor’s office for a breast exam. She gets there, and things seem normal until the beautiful Nurse Marigold straps her to the exam table with her feet up in the stirrups. Suddenly, Suzie is in the midst of a reluctant MFF threesome with the nurse and the handsome doctor. But it doesn’t stop there because the doctor calls in another doctor, and while she’s strapped down, she gets her very first anal sex experience, in the form of a rough and reluctant double penetration!Seduced at The Doctor’s Office: A First ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michelle Jones. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/162271/bk_acx0_162271_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Wicked Good , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 469min

A single mom struggles to solve the puzzle of a son with Asperger's syndrome in this touching, winsome comic melodrama. Rory Falcon is a bundle of exasperating eccentricities-perpetual pacing, mile-a-minute talkativeness, an obsession with lawn mowers and antique gas cans, an incorrigible refusal to follow instructions or tolerate constraints-combined with a good heart that only his adoptive mother Archer can see. But as he pushes 16-years-old, his quirks escalate to drinking, joyriding and muscular rages that can end with him blackening his mom's eye. Archer, a frantically multitasking lawyer who's up for a judgeship, blames her mothering skills for Rory's behavior because there's no one else to blame - least of all her ex-husband Wayne, a whiny man-child still looking to break into a theater career. Then Rory and a high-school hellion named Trish hare off in a stolen car to find Rory's birth mother, and Archer embarks on a journey to recover her son and unearth buried family secrets that stretch all the way back to the Salem Witch Trials. In this entertaining dysfunction romp, the authors cut the pathos with tart humor and vivid characterizations. Hurricane Rory is an indelible portrait of a high-functioning autistic kid who's both off-putting and magnetic; veering between wild, foul-mouthed tantrums, plangent sweetness and locked-down obliviousness, he's as much a mystery to himself as to everyone else. Archer is another vibrant tangle of contradictions; determined to play the stalwart authority figure, she feels like a wreck and a failure-a tiger mom who is nonetheless in serious danger of collapsing in vodka-soaked sniffles into the arms of a comforting teenager. As she walks a fraying maternal tightrope-with plenty of pratfalls-Lewis and Faircloth give readers a hilarious and moving study of familial love that's all the stronger for its conflicts and misgivings. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Scott O'Neill. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/015115/bk_acx0_015115_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Monstrous Me , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 39min

I'm a monster. You're a monster. Big and small, young and old, we are all monsters sometimes.We all have hobbies and habits, rules and routines, and quirks and qualities that make us one of a kind. It's these endearing (and yes, sometimes irritating) qualities that ultimately make us human - even if we may seem a little monstrous on occasion.From waking up on the wrong side of the bed in the morning to not flossing before returning to bed each night, each day presents us with plenty of opportunities to be monstrous, and it's these monsters that are captured in Monstrous Me.In Monstrous Me, all the funky feelings, horrendous habits, and terrible traits we have are exemplified by silly and strange monsters. Their stories, told in rhyming verse, capture their origins and shortcomings, their triumphs and downfalls, as we start to understand how such monsters came to be. Below are some examples of the monsters, along with a verse of their story. In Monstrous Me, each monster's story will be four to six verses long.With more monsters than hours in the day, you're sure to find one to call your own.Here's a sneak peek at some of the monsters:Loch Fitness Monster - Who hasn't let a bad picture ruin their day?Gossip Pollinator - This flitting, ditzy monster lives to spread gossip from group to group.The Snifflgeus - If you've ever refused to stay home when you've had the sniffles, you may be this baddie.The Forgeti - He's forgotten more names, numbers, and dates than he'll ever know.The Toldjaso - This patronizing parrot will remind you time and time again of what she knew all along. The Late Night Snake - Who can avoid the siren song of the fridge’s white light?Busy Body - To this monster, looking busy is a full-time job.Chit-Chattacker - What lengths would you go to stop chit-chat and small talk? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alex Jeffries. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/103530/bk_acx0_103530_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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