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How I Slept My Way to the Middle: Secrets and Stories from Stage, Screen, and Interwebs , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 484min

Audie Award Finalist, Humor, 2014 Kevin Pollak rose through the comedy club ranks at the feet of Don Rickles and Bill Cosby, Johnny Carson, and George Carlin. Named one of Comedy Central’s Top 100 Stand-Up Comedians of All Time, he’s a killer impressionist — Falk, Shatner, Walken, Nicholson — a versatile actor with one of the most respected filmographies around, and an Internet pioneer. He’s done it all, and now he’s ready to spill the beans. Ballsy, hilarious, and revealing, How I Slept My Way to the Middle winningly combines never-before-heard stories featuring A-list entertainers with fan favorites and Kevin’s own thoughts about how he made it. He turned down his first invitation to do stand-up on The Tonight Show because he knew that he’d make a bigger splash if he sat on the couch next to Johnny. That huge risk — which paid off in spades — was just the beginning. Find out how he brought John Belushi to his knees, tortured Paul Reiser (twice), bamboozled Larry King, stole Alan Arkin’s soul, almost killed Warren Beatty, and sucked face with Robert De Niro’s girlfriend. Now a new media entrepreneur, Kevin is laughing proof that if you follow your gut and believe in yourself, you can do anything you want — except have a rational conversation with Rip Torn, who’s an evil, paranoid $#!%. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Pollak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/004353/bk_brll_004353_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Funny Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Adults Bundle Book 1: Bear, Bird, Bug and Insect, Cat, Chicken, Cow, Dinosaur, Dog, Duck, Elephant, Fish and Other Ocean Animals, Frog & Turkey Jokes , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 304min

Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults?You'll hear tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes that you will find inside. Take a sneak peak:Q: What does a triceratops sit on?A: Its tricera-bottomsQ: What do you call a snoring dinosaur?A: A dino-snoreQ: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shoreQ: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?A: A dino-scoreQ: How did the panda lose his dinner? A: He was "Bamboozled".Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?A: Ice berg-ersQ: What’s a grizzly bear caught in the rain?A: A drizzly bearQ: What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?A: A panda bear rolling down a hillQ: What is black and white and red all over?A: A panda bear with a sunburnQ: Why do pandas like old movies?A: Because they’re in black and whiteThere's a lot more jokes where that came from. You won't regret getting this funny and silly audiobook. There's also animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. It's a good book to listen and give as a gift for kids and adults. Everyone would enjoy a good joke. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Adam McGahee, Rob Izenberg, Gerard Marzilli, Travis White. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/128932/bk_acx0_128932_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Funny Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids Bundle, Book 2: Monkey and Gorilla, Mouse, Owl, Pig, Rabbit, Snake, Horse and Silly Animal Jokes , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 194min

Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults? You'll hear tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes you will find inside. Take a sneak peak:Q: What does a triceratops sit on? A: Its tricera-bottomsQ: What do you call a snoring dinosaur? A: A dino-snoreQ: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shoreQ: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball? A: A dino-scoreQ: How did the panda lose his dinner? A: He was "Bamboozled".Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch? A: Ice berg-ersQ: What’s a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A: A drizzly bearQ: What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A: A panda bear rolling down a hillQ: What is black and white and red all over? A: A panda bear with a sunburnQ: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they’re in black and whiteThere's a lot more jokes where that came from. You won't regret getting this funny and silly animal jokes and riddles audiobook for kids and adults. There's also animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. It's a good audiobook to listen to and give as a gift for kids and adults. Everyone would enjoy a good joke. Please also visit my page for more jokes everyone will love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rob Izenberg, Adam McGahee, Gerard Marzilli, Travis White. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/129663/bk_acx0_129663_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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unSpirituality: Permission to Be Human , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 273min

Unspirituality removes the delusion of the spiritual self and its story. Childhood suppression is at the seat of religious and spiritual delusion, which becomes the arena for the retrieval of a shamed imagination. Unspirituality strips away centuries of delusion. The spiritual story was once an answer to the anxieties of the natural world, but now has become a colorful cage in which humans are trapped. It is an insidious trance that has perpetuated needless suffering for our species up to the modern day. We have been led to look in the wrong direction. We have been bamboozled, beguiled, betrayed. We have been cheated for far too long. We have been led to believe our enemy lies "out there". We have been led to "believe". Our plight lies in the emotional investment of our identification with the image. I predict an awakening on this planet of epic proportions, where the realization of this conspiracy will spring to life. I see the long hardened road of religious and spiritual delusion coming to an abrupt end, like a domino effect, cascading across the globe. Our species is angry on a deep level. We know something has been wrong for a long time. We are tired of being thrown the scraps. This is primal, guttural; the scream of an exhausted humanity who will not take no for an answer. Who refuse to be duped any longer. It is the voice of reason and the shout of change! This audiobook is a reminder of who we are in the natural world and a call to stand up and be proud to be human without the spiritual story. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jonathan Waters. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021452/bk_acx0_021452_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Phantom Army of Alamein: How the Camouflage Unit and Operation Bertram Hoodwinked Rommel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 490min

In 1940 a group of artists, sculptors, filmmakers, theater designers, and set painters came together to form the Camouflage Unit. Led by Major Geoffrey Barkas and including among their number the internationally renowned stage magician Jasper Maskelyne, the unit's projects became a crucial battlefield weapon. At the siege of Tobruk the unit made a vital desalination plant appear to have been destroyed by enemy bombers; from then on they used their storytelling skills to weave intricate webs of deception, making things appear that weren't actually there, and things that were, disappear, to deceive the enemy. Their stage was the enormous, flat, and almost featureless western desert. The unit's schemes were so successful that in August 1942 the Unit was ordered by General Montgomery to come up with a way to hide the preparations for the Battle of Alamein, the biggest battle the 8th Army had ever fought. "Operation Bertram" was born. In six short weeks two divisions, with armour, field guns, and supporting vehicles, were conjured from the sand, while real tanks and lethal 25-pound field guns vanished from sight. Then, on the eve of the battle, the unit performed the biggest conjuring trick in military history. Right in front of the German's eyes they made 600 tanks disappear and reappear 50 miles away disguised as lorries. Rommel had been bamboozled by an army made of nothing but string and straw and bits of wood. The Phantom Army of Alamein tells for the first time the full story of how some of Britain's most creative men put down their brushes, pencils, and cameras to join the rest of the world in the fight against the Nazis and played a vital role in the winning of the war. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve West. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/009551/bk_adbl_009551_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Dead Man's Hand: An Anthology of the Weird West , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 958min

The weird, wild west - an American frontier populated by gunslingers, rattlesnakes, outlaws, zombies, aliens, time travelers, and steampunk! Twenty-three of science fiction and fantasy's hottest and most popular authors create all-new tales, written exclusively for this anthology. Aliens and monsters, magic and science are introduced to the old west, with explosive results. The copyright information can be found below: “Introduction” by John Joseph Adams. © 2014 by John Joseph Adams. The following are original to this volume: “The Red-Headed Dead” by Joe R. Lansdale. ©2014 by Joe R. Lansdale. “The Old Slow Man and His Gold Gun From Space” by Ben H. Winters. © 2014 by Ben H. Winters. “Hellfire on the High Frontier” by David Farland. © 2014 by David Farland. “The Hell-Bound Stagecoach” by Mike Resnick. © 2014 by Mike Resnick. “Stingers and Strangers” by Seanan McGuire. © 2014 by Seanan McGuire. “Bookkeeper, Narrator, Gunslinger” by Charles Yu. © 2014 by Charles Yu. “Holy Jingle” by Alan Dean Foster. © 2014 by Alan Dean Foster. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis. © 2014 by Beth Revis. “Wrecking Party” by Alastair Reynolds. © 2014 by Alastair Reynolds. “Hell from the East” by Hugh Howey. © 2014 by Hugh Howey. “Second Hand” by Rajan Khanna. © 2014 by Rajan Khanna. “Alvin and the Apple Tree” by Orson Scott Card. © 2014 by Orson Scott Card. “Madam Damnable’s Sewing Circle” by Elizabeth Bear. © 2014 by Elizabeth Bear. “Strong Medicine” by Tad Williams. © 2014 by Tad Williams. “Red Dreams” by Jonathan Maberry. © 2014 by Jonathan Maberry. “Bamboozled” by Kelley Armstrong. © 2014 by Kelley Armstrong. “Sundown” by Tobias S. Buckell. © 2014 by Tobias S. Buckell. “La Madre Del Oro” by Jeffrey Ford. © 2014 by Jeffrey Ford. “ ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Phil Gigante, Natalie Ross. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/006134/bk_brll_006134_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Curveball: Spies, Lies, and the Con Man Who Caused a War, Hörbuch, Digital, 375min

Curveball answers the crucial question of the Iraq war: How and why was America's intelligence so catastrophically wrong? In this dramatic and explosive audiobook, award-winning Los Angeles Times reporter Bob Drogin delivers a narrative that takes us to Europe, the Middle East, and deep inside the CIA to find the truth - the truth about the lies and self-deception that led us into a military and political nightmare. In 1999 a mysterious Iraqi applies for political asylum in Munich. The young chemical engineer offers compelling testimony of Saddam Hussein's secret program to build weapons of mass destruction. He claims that the dictator has constructed germ factories on trucks, creating a deadly hell on wheels. His grateful German hosts pass his account to their CIA counterparts but deny the Americans access to their superstar informant. The Americans nevertheless give the defector his unforgettable code name: Curveball.The case lies dormant until after 9/11, when the Bush administration turns its attention to Iraq. Determined to invade, Bush’s people seize on Curveball’s story about mobile germ labs - even though it has begun to unravel. Ignoring a flood of warnings about the informant’s credibility, the CIA allows President Bush to cite Curveball’s unconfirmed claims in a State of the Union speech. Finally, Secretary of State Colin Powell highlights the Iraqi’s “eyewitness” account during his historic address to the UN Security Council. Yet the entire case is based on a fraud. America’s vast intelligence apparatus conjured up demons that did not exist. And the proof was clear before the war.Most of the events and conversations presented here have not been reported before. The portrayals - from an obdurate president to a bamboozled secretary of state to a bungling CIA director to case handlers conned by their snitch - are vivid and exciting. Curveball comes across like an investigative spy thriller. Fast-paced a Language: English. Narrator: Erik Singer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/001268/bk_rand_001268_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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A Practical Guide to Teen Business and Cybersecurity, Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 138min

This book series isn't necessarily about financial endeavors, the love of money and power, or pushing teens into any particular business-centric direction. Your children study history and mathematics without the motivating factor of being a professional historian or mathematician. This book of business and cybersecurity should be studied in the same manner. Education is about opening the student's mind to a universe of new possibilities and tearing down barriers. This book series stands as a testament that any and all information should be readily available to anyone regardless of age or geography when the student is ready to receive it, without systematic restriction by establishment topical guardians. Standardized education has succeeded at nothing other than the dumbing down of our youth and inventing new inhibitors to information access. The brutal reality nowadays is that the education sector attracts teachers who teach because (in most cases) they cannot do, and these are the very people we allow 12+ years of access to our children. Ask your teen's 11th grade political science teacher what books he/she's published or what office within the legislative community they've held? I can virtually guarantee that they've published nothing and held no office that demanded real-life usage of the content that they regurgitate onto a chalkboard in your child's classroom. Let's face the facts: We've been bamboozled into believing that the school system knows best in matters of shaping and molding the developing minds of our children. We've been instructed by the institutional machine that our youth's mind and very being are nothing more than possessions of the state. This book series shatters the illusions and lies that school teachers, experts in nothing but recitation of words authored by someone else, are properly equipped to instruct your teen. Take control of the education of your child. Give them the tools they'll need to succeed by instilling ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kelly Rhodes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/051769/bk_acx0_051769_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Recovery Agent

#1 New York Times bestselling author Janet Evanovich returns with the launch of a blockbuster new series that blends wild adventure, hugely appealing characters, and pitch-perfect humor, proving once again why she's "the most popular mystery writer alive" (The New York Times). Lost something? Gabriela Rose knows how to get it back. As a recovery agent, she's hired by individuals and companies seeking lost treasures, stolen heirlooms, or missing assets of any kind. She's reliable, cool under pressure, and well trained in weapons of all types. But Gabriela's latest job isn't for some bamboozled billionaire, it's for her own family, whose home is going to be wiped off the map if they can't come up with a lot of money fast. Inspired by an old family legend, Gabriela sets off for the jungles of Peru in pursuit of the Ring of Solomon and the lost treasure of Lima. But this particular job comes with a huge problem attached to it—Gabriela's ex-husband, Rafer. It's Rafer who has the map that possibly points the way to the treasure, and he's not about to let Gabriela find it without him. Rafer is as relaxed as Gabriela is driven, and he has a lifetime's experience getting under his ex-wife's skin. But when they aren't bickering about old times the two make a formidable team, and it's going to take a team to defeat the vicious drug lord who has also been searching for the fabled ring. A drug lord who doesn't mind leaving a large body count behind him to get it. The Recovery Agent marks the start of an irresistible new series that will have you clamoring for more and cheering for the unstoppable Gabriela Rose on every page.

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The Recovery Agent (eBook, ePUB)

#1 New York Times bestselling author Janet Evanovich returns with the launch of a blockbuster new series that blends wild adventure, hugely appealing characters, and pitch-perfect humor, proving once again why she's "the most popular mystery writer alive" (The New York Times). Lost something? Gabriela Rose knows how to get it back. As a recovery agent, she's hired by individuals and companies seeking lost treasures, stolen heirlooms, or missing assets of any kind. She's reliable, cool under pressure, and well trained in weapons of all types. But Gabriela's latest job isn't for some bamboozled billionaire, it's for her own family, whose home is going to be wiped off the map if they can't come up with a lot of money fast. Inspired by an old family legend, Gabriela sets off for the jungles of Peru in pursuit of the Ring of Solomon and the lost treasure of Lima. But this particular job comes with a huge problem attached to itGabriela's ex-husband, Rafer. It's Rafer who has the map that possibly points the way to the treasure, and he's not about to let Gabriela find it without him. Rafer is as relaxed as Gabriela is driven, and he has a lifetime's experience getting under his ex-wife's skin. But when they aren't bickering about old times the two make a formidable team, and it's going to take a team to defeat the vicious drug lord who has also been searching for the fabled ring. A drug lord who doesn't mind leaving a large body count behind him to get it. The Recovery Agent marks the start of an irresistible new series that will have you clamoring for more and cheering for the unstoppable Gabriela Rose on every page.

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