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Beautiful Dreamer: Knight's Watch , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 180min

Two weeks ago, Chase Riley and her best friend were kidnapped, severely beaten and left for dead. Chase was the lone survivor but has been in a coma since she was found. The police, led by her ex-boyfriend, Detective Phillip Wade, still have no idea what happened. When Phillip gets the call that his sleeping beauty is finally awake, he rushes to her side. There's just one little problem. Chase doesn't recall that fateful night, and doctors aren't certain if she'll ever remember. And the woman before him is nothing like the laughing jokester Phillip once fell for. This woman is quiet, cautious and afraid. Lines are crossed from the first moment he holds her in his arms and promises everything will be okay. She doesn't remember their friendly breakup over his inflexible schedule or her uncertainty about marriage and the stress and pressure of being a cop's wife. He's not the only one watching and waiting to see if she'll remember. There's someone else with plans to make sure Chase goes back to sleep - permanently. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Marcio Catalano. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/065189/bk_acx0_065189_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Strange Metamorphosis , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 354min

A talented boy. A transformative choice. Even small journeys can have epic consequences...Marcel faces a life-changing decision. He can play it safe with a job at a neighboring estate or take his chances at a prestigious Parisian university. Torn between following his heart or stepping into his father’s footsteps, Marcel takes the wisdom of an enchanted tree…and promptly shrinks to the size of an insect. Marcel must enlist the help of the bugs he once captured to survive the world below the tree roots. A jokester inchworm, a strong-willed beetle, and a rogue honeybee are his only friends on a treacherous journey. To find the cure for his condition, he must traverse a dangerous meadow and infiltrate a buzzing hive. But time is running short, and if Marcel doesn’t find the cure, he may never grow up....Strange Metamorphosis is an award-winning fantasy adventure. If you like action-packed coming-of-age stories, hilarious characters, and a touch of romance, then you’ll love Paul C.R. Monk’s whimsical tale. Buy Strange Metamorphosis to let your imagination take flight today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Pickering. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152091/bk_acx0_152091_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Short Story Press Presents On the Way to New York , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 43min

On the Way to New York is the story of a workplace romance that takes more than seven years to develop. Ella is an ambitious, advertising executive vying for a promotion to an office in New York City, effectively escaping Cleveland, Ohio. Only one man stands in the way of her realizing her dreams. Cameron, also ambitious to make it in New York City, is the immature competition Ella must surpass to earn the promotion. With the help of her wily assistant Marie, Ella is able to land a meeting with a representative of an extremely large account for her firm. Success with this potential client could make her career and secure her promotion to New York.Cameron, a habitual jokester and charmer, weasels his way into Ella's big meeting. He claims he only wants to help her, but she finds that hard to believe. Out of the blue, Ella and Cameron click in a way they never anticipated. A building attraction and mutual respect is found to exist, and the sky is their limit. After landing the firm's largest single account, they are offered the opportunities of their lifetimes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Allie James. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/134069/bk_acx0_134069_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Nightmare Dilemma , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 702min

The thrilling fantastical mystery series, Arkwell Academy, from YA author Mindee Arnett continues in The Nightmare Dilemma. Dusty Everhart might be able to predict the future through the dreams of her crush Eli Booker, but that doesn't make her life even remotely easy. When one of her mermaid friends is viciously assaulted and left for dead, and the school's jokester Lance Rathbone is accused of the crime, Dusty's as shocked as everybody else. Lance needs Dusty to prove his innocence by finding the real attacker, but that's easier asked than done. Eli's dreams are no help, more nightmares than prophecies. To make matters worse, Dusty's ex-boyfriend has just been acquitted of conspiracy and is now back at school, reminding Dusty of why she fell for him in the first place. The Magi Senate needs Dusty to get close to him, to discover his real motives. But this order infuriates Eli, who has started his own campaign for Dusty's heart. As Dusty takes on both cases, she begins to suspect they're connected to something bigger. And there's something very wrong with Eli's dreams, signs that point to a darker plot than they could have ever imagined. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cassandra Morris. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/011434/bk_adbl_011434_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Screaming at Shapes, Hörbuch, Digital, 41min, (USK 18)

Alex Elkin is a serious jokester and Screaming at Shapes, his latest comedy release, is serious fun. Alex, winner of the 2016 San Francisco Comedy Competition, is 100% committed to making you laugh. He's bombastic and forthright, ironically abrasive, provocative and witty. Fearless, energetic, diving into characters, tackling taboos and hot button topics, Alex Elkin is an emphatic and versatile performer. Screaming at Shapes shines as Alex highlights his domestic life and his travels overseas to entertain the military. His grievances against puberty, obnoxious pet owners, nosy children, and his epiphanies about bidets and transgender people, are all rendered in highly-detailed hilarity. Alex Elkin has had it with outrage culture. Alex doesn't take things too seriously, or too personally (and doesn't think you should either). Screaming at Shapes advocates that people making fun of each other is a key to bringing them together. Alex isn't afraid to challenge what is and what's not socially acceptable - even if it lands him in Facebook jail. The burly, gregarious, larger-than-life comedian with even longer hair practices what he preaches, making light of himself with perfect, self-deprecating comedy. Boasting flowing locks and brilliant shock, Screaming at Shapes encourages you to let your hair down. Language: English. Narrator: Alex Elkin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/roar/000699/bk_roar_000699_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Try for You , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 195min

“I - I can’t be gay. I don’t know how.” Ace Payne grew up repressed. It’s no secret to him. His parents don’t like people who are "different" - and being gay certainly doesn’t fit their narrow view of the world. He holds himself back from finding love as a response to their toxic voices ringing in his ears, but when he’s outed to the Denver PD, his life in the closet quickly turns unbearable. The solution? A work transfer. “We can have each other for the night, or the week, or the month - but long term? No. I don’t do relationships.” Detective Ryder Mueller has always been open about his love for other men. A consummate jokester and free spirit, this "playboy" is all about making others happy. But when he’s assigned to show Ace the ropes, he quickly finds himself torn between falling love...or guarding his heart. They build them big in the small town of Harlan, Colorado - where the winters are beautiful and the mountain men are gorgeous. Listen along as we join them in Harlan, where the pain of the past drips away as these sexy, rugged mountain men find their true loves and embrace a lifestyle of happily ever afters. This audiobook and every other audio book in the For You series can be listened to in any order. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Guillaume Dubois. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153895/bk_acx0_153895_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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My Brief History , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 135min

Stephen Hawking has dazzled listeners worldwide with a string of best sellers exploring the mysteries of the universe. Now, for the first time, perhaps the most brilliant cosmologist of our age turns his gaze inward for a revealing look at his own life and intellectual evolution. My Brief History recounts Stephen Hawking’s improbable journey, from his postwar London boyhood to his years of international acclaim and celebrity. This concise, witty, and candid account introduces listeners to a Hawking rarely glimpsed in previous books: the inquisitive schoolboy whose classmates nicknamed him Einstein; the jokester who once placed a bet with a colleague over the existence of a particular black hole; and the young husband and father struggling to gain a foothold in the world of physics and cosmology. Writing with characteristic humility and humor, Hawking opens up about the challenges that confronted him following his diagnosis of ALS at age 21. Tracing his development as a thinker, he explains how the prospect of an early death urged him onward through numerous intellectual breakthroughs, and talks about the genesis of his masterpiece A Brief History of Time - one of the iconic books of the 20th century. Clear-eyed, intimate, and wise, My Brief History opens a window for the rest of us into Hawking’s personal cosmos. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Matthew Brenher. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/003617/bk_rand_003617_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 35min

Joke-telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their joke-telling skills with this funny joke book. Jokes from this funny book: Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot! Haha! Q: How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? A: Just a phew! LOL! Q: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? A: At parking meteors! This funny joke audiobook is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens and adults. Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh - pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wes Super. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/095903/bk_acx0_095903_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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My Life as a Mixtape: My Life as an Album, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 591min

One mistake doesn't make you a failure.I always saw relationships as a burden instead of a gift...until my world imploded...until Wynn showed me their true value. Now, I have to find a way to convince her that I've changed my tune.Bass player, Lonnie Brennan, is known as the band's overgrown jokester. He came to Tennessee to make sure his best friend and bandmate didn't disappear after falling in love and moving across the country in just three short weeks. What Lonnie doesn't expect is to fall in love himself...with the Southern charm and sweet-tea lifestyle of the small town he's landed in. He certainly isn't in the mood to be attracted to a tall Strawberry Shortcake who is entirely off limits.Wynn Nichols is known as the conscience of her friends. She's always been the stable one - until both her marriage and her job drift away. Now, she's come home feeling like a disappointment and a failure. With divorce papers in hand, she certainly isn't looking to be attracted to anyone, and certainly not the redheaded lumberjack who treats life like a series of jokes.But when Lonnie finds himself saving her more than once, and Wynn finds herself helping him shoulder responsibilities he never expected to have, they form an unlikely friendship that gets them through the darkest days of their lives.Question is, will they risk that friendship for a chance at something more?Inspired by a whole mixtape of artists, comes a novel from award-winning author, LJ Evans, about hope and new beginnings.My Life as an Album series is a set of interconnected standalone novels. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sarah Puckett, Michael Norman Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/222829/bk_acx0_222829_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Prank and Pray You Get Away!: Over 60 Fun Jokes to Play on Your Sibling , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 38min

Has your brother or sister ever teased you? The answer to that question is almost guaranteed to be "Yes". Anyone with a brother or sister knows that it's not always easy and has been pestered by their sibling at one time or another. Whether your sibling pesters you daily or every now and then, this is the book for you! This book will help you: Become a jokester people will enjoy being around Pester your sibling in playful, creative ways Practice your acting skills while using sarcasm Create long lasting, happy memories Bond with your sibling by joking with them Develop strong relationships with laughter and love Laugh more Always be prepared to get your sibling back in humorous ways when they are picking on you Prank and Pray You Get Away: Over 60 Fun Jokes to Play on Your Sibling will bring lots of laughter into your life! All simple and easy jokes you can play on your sibling without ever being mean or cruel. With this entertaining guide full of jokes, you'll actually grow closer to your sibling. It also includes lots of witty, inspiring, and touching quotes relating to siblings and families. William Eshleman is an expert at joking with his siblings while maintaining a fantastic and rewarding relationship with them. He enjoyed testing these on his siblings while writing this book. Co-author Paige Kimball takes great pleasure in using the ideas in this book on her siblings and is a master at it. She has a wonderful relationship with all her siblings. William and Paige look forward to hearing from listeners. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wes Super. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/080595/bk_acx0_080595_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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