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    Getting Upset , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 60min
    We all get upset from time to time, whether it is from bad service, other people being rude, things not going the way they should, the list is endless and it affects us. Similarly we get annoyed by the excess of current politically correct morons who are forever getting offended for the sake of it and have nothing to back up their position other than by default being subhumans and can't get to grips with free speech and the fact that others have a different opinion to themselves. We need to understand why we get upset and not just because something irks us, that's not good enough. Why we labour upon thoughts and deliberate to our detriment isn't smart either, it serves no purpose nor solves anything, in fact it just makes us angry and alters nothing. This audio download is for those who easily get upset or dwell on what has happened and goes through the ways in which we can eliminate it all so we can move forward again. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mr John Stewart Rushton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lfal/000046/bk_lfal_000046_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    It's All In The Mind , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 55min
    Forget about "Blame Culture" or circumstances or situations, you are in charge of your life at all times, never ever forget that. You wouldn't leave home naked so don't leave home thinking that someone else is in charge of you.Never ever give your authority away to anyone else no matter who or what. Yes, you have to comply at times to where you are whether at work or play, but that doesn't mean being subservient or a sponge to others who are bombastic or domineering.You don't have to be brash or rude or shout, just know your life and your opinions are yours and that's that. You live in your mind, it's your world, make it a home and worthwhile place. Even if it is difficult speak your mind and be honest.Your perceptions of life are how life will be, make the best at all times and never entertain political correctness, that's for the morons and deadbeats who are lost and pathetic. Be the person you are and shine... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mr John Stewart Rushton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lfal/000005/bk_lfal_000005_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Severance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 819min
    After 240 years traveling toward Tau Prius and a new planet to colonize, the inhabitants of the generation ship Argos are bored and aimless. They join groups such as the Markers and the Breeders, have costumed orgies, and test the limits of drugs, alcohol, and pain just to pass the time. To Laura Stein, they're morons and, other than a small handful of friends, she'd rather spend time with her meat plant than with any of her fellow passengers. But when one of her subordinates is murdered while out on a job, Laura takes it as her responsibility to find out what happened. She expects to find a personal grudge or a drug deal gone wrong, but instead stumbles upon a conspiracy that could tear the ship in two. Labelled a terrorist and used as a pawn in the ultimate struggle for control, Laura, with help from her friend Bruce and clues left by a geneticist from the past, digs deep into the inner working of the ship, shimmying her way through ductwork, rallying the begrudged passengers to rise up and fight, and peeking into an unsavory past to learn the truth and save their future. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Earl Hall. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/081385/bk_acx0_081385_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Vol. 2-A: The Greatest Science Fiction Novellas of All Time Chosen by the Members of The Science Fiction Writers of America , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1493min
    Eleven essential classics in one volume This volume is the definitive collection of the best science fiction novellas published between 1929 and 1964, containing 11 great classics. No anthology better captures the birth of science fiction as a literary field.  Published in 1973 to honor stories that had appeared before the institution of the Nebula Awards, The Science Fiction Hall of Fame introduced tens of thousands of young readers to the wonders of science fiction and was a favorite of libraries across the country.  This volume contains the following:  Introduction by Ben Bova  Call Me Joe by Poul Anderson  Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell Jr. (as Don A. Stuart)  Nerves by Lester del Rey  Universe by Robert A. Heinlein  The Marching Morons by C. M. Kornbluth  Vintage Season by Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore (as Lawrence O'Donnell)  And Then There Were None by Eric Frank Russell  The Ballad of Lost C'Mell by Cordwainer Smith  Baby Is Three by Theodore Sturgeon  The Time Machine by H. G. Wells  With Folded Hands by Jack Williamson ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Andrew Ciulla, Kevin T. Collins, Mark Boyett, full cast, Graham Halstead, L. J. Ganser, Michael David Axtell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/010777/bk_blak_010777_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Dork: The Adventures of Robin Einstein Varghese , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 435min
    In April 2006, Robin Einstein Varghese, a stupendously naive but academically gifted young man (he was ranked 41st in his class), graduates from one of India's best business schools with a DayZero job at the Mumbai office of Dufresne Partners, a mediocre midmarket management consulting firm largely run by complete morons. Varghese finds that he fits into the culture remarkably well. Or does he? Through a stunning series of blunders, mishaps and inadvertent errors, Robin begins to make his superiors rue the day they were driven by desperation into hiring him. With things going spectacularly wrong in his professional and personal life, will Robin manage to achieve his short term goal of being promoted to Associate in under a year? Will love conquer all and will Gouri walk with him through Dadar Department Stores with her hand in the rear pocket of his jeans? Dork: The Incredible Adventures of Robin Einstein Varghese is for all of those who have ever sat depressed in cubicles and wanted to kill themselves with office stationery. Especially that letter opener thing. Join Robin as he navigates his first insane year at Dufresne Partners in this first volume of the Dork trilogy. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sunit Tandon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tmii/000023/bk_tmii_000023_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Lunatics: A Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 423min
    One of them is a best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. The other is a winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Together, they form the League of Comic Justice, battling evildoers in the name of... Okay, we made that line up. What they do form is a writing team of pure comic genius, and they will have you laughing like idiots. Philip Horkman is a happy man - the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop, and on Sundays a referee for kids' soccer. Jeffrey Peckerman is the sole sane person in a world filled with goddamned jerks and morons, and he's having a really bad day. The two of them are about to collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives, pursued by the police, soldiers, terrorists, subversives, bears, and a man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese. Where that all takes them you can't begin to guess, but the literary journey there is a masterpiece of inspiration and mayhem. But what else would you expect from the League of Comic Justice? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dave Barry, Mark Thompson, Sean Kenin, Orlagh Cassidy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/peng/001837/bk_peng_001837_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    How to Date a Douchebag: The Learning Hours , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 608min
    He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one. My friends want me to get laid. So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus in bold printed letters: Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry? Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551. The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one. This isn't the kind of attention I want. One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white. However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up - they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: Girls don't want me. Especially her. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Josh Goodman, Muffy Newtown. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030831/bk_adbl_030831_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Little Black Bag and Other Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 242min
    Although C. M. Kornbluth died an untimely death at age 34, in his short career he managed to write dozens of short stories and a number of novels, often collaborating with other writers. The five stories in this collection are all his own, and show a writer at the height of his powers. In “The Little Black Bag” (1950), a disgraced physician finds salvation in a high-tech doctor’s bag that has inadvertently been transported from the future. “The Altar at Midnight” (1952) explores an unintended consequence of space flight, in which astronauts become physically deformed by their work in space, thus making them outcasts back on Earth. “MS Found in a Chinese Fortune Cookie” (1957) presents a humorous tale of a writer who finds enlightenment but ends up in an insane asylum. “The Adventurer” (1953) is a tale of political intrigue, in a future where our republic has become a dynasty for one ruling family. In “The Marching Morons” (1951), a follow-up to “The Little Black Bag”, a 20th-century man awakes in a distant future, where intelligence has been mostly bred out of humanity. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Coon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/eloq/000012/bk_eloq_000012_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Societal Evolution of Male Stereotypes: Gender Bashing of Men in America , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 63min
    When a negative trait or practice is generally and entirely attributed to a people of a particular race, gender or origin, it is an unfair generalization that we call a 'stereotype'. When it manifests unchallenged and unanswered, it can over time cause society to lose respect for a particular people as a whole or to an extent, for society itself. - Jim Lowrance Table of Contents: Chapter One: Why Write on Gender Stereotypes? Chapter Two: Female Sex Offenders Chapter Three: Men Who Hate Women Chapter Four: Unrealistic Sexual Stereotypes Chapter Five: Biblical Commentary on Gender Bashing Subheadings within the Chapters: The Talk Show Venue Women are Intelligent and Responsible The Drive but not the Courage Why some Men won't Report Sex Offenders Women are Wonderful Disturbing Statistics No Excuse is Acceptable Movements that took Wrong Turns A Reality Check Our Undeniable Interconnectedness In Touch with Both Sides Adam's Rib The Promiscuity Question A Biblical Admonition to Spouses Dangling Meat in front of Lions Are Sex and Intimacy Synonymous? Raising a Husband Properly Bombarded with Stereotypical Humor Male Bashing Takes the Lead Men Have Not Been Defending Against "Male Bashing" Men Represented As Sexual Morons Too Many Male Generalizations Men Only Want "One Thing"? All Men Are Capable of Sexual Abuse? Sexual Deviance Is Never Perpetrated by Females? Men Care Deeply About Protection Against Sexual Offenders ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Phil Williams. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/027462/bk_acx0_027462_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    I Thought You Were Dead , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 459min, (USK 18)
    Early Audio Release - get I Thought You Were Dead here five weeks before print/CD publication. For Paul Gustavson, a hack writer for the wildly popular For Morons series, life is a succession of obstacles. His wife has left him, his father has suffered a debilitating stroke, his girlfriend is dating another man, he has impotency issues, and his overachieving brother invested his parents' money in stocks that tanked. Still, Paul has his friends at Bay State bar, a steady line of cocktails, and a new pair of running shoes (he's promised himself to get in shape). And then there's Stella, the one constant in his life, who gives him sage advice, doesn't judge him, and gives him unconditional love. However, Stella won't accompany Paul into his favorite dive bar. "I'll roll on dead carp, I'll even eat cat turds, but that place grosses me out." Stella, you see, is Paul's aging Lab-shepherd mix, and she knows Paul better than he knows himself. In I Thought You Were Dead, author Pete Nelson delivers a novel that is all at once heartwarming, heartbreaking, and heart-wrenchingly funny. Most of all, it's a story that proves that when a good dog is by your side, especially one with whom you can have an engaging conversation, life can be full of surprises. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Josh Clark. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/high/000527/bk_high_000527_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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