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    The Road to Little Dribbling, 11 Audio-CDs
    Twenty years ago, Bill Bryson went on a trip around Britain to celebrate the green and kindly island that had become his adopted country. The hilarious book that resulted, Notes from a Small Island, was taken to the nation's heart and became the best-selling travel book ever, and was also voted in a BBC poll the book that best represents Britain.Now, to mark the twentieth anniversary of that modern classic, Bryson makes a brand-new journey around Britain to see what has changed.Following (but not too closely) a route he dubs the Bryson Line, from Bognor Regis to Cape Wrath, by way of places that many people never get to at all, Bryson sets out to rediscover the wondrously beautiful, magnificently eccentric, endearingly unique country that he thought he knew but doesn't altogether recognize any more. Yet, despite Britain's occasional failings and more or less eternal bewilderments, Bill Bryson is still pleased to call our rainy island home. And not just because of the cream teas, a noble history, and an extra day off at Christmas.Once again, with his matchless homing instinct for the funniest and quirkiest, his unerring eye for the idiotic, the endearing, the ridiculous and the scandalous, Bryson gives us an acute and perceptive insight into all that is best and worst about Britain today.Music written and performed by Richard Digance, inspired by The Road to Little Dribbling
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    Bad Divorce: Billionaire's Club, Book 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 268min
    Bec Darden was a high-powered attorney, who had spent her entire adult life building a fearsome reputation both in the courtroom and the boardroom. But once upon a time, she was also a naïve and romantic - aka idiotic - soul who’d married her college sweetheart on a whim, just before graduating. She and Luke were young and in love, and no surprise, her marriage had been short-lived. Explosive. Miserable. And incredibly, incredibly short-lived. But now, Luke Pearson was back in her life and with the worst possible news. Her marriage - the one she’d almost immediately regretted - and the subsequent divorce she’d paid through the teeth for by working insane hours and basically not sleeping for several years hadn’t happened. As in, she was still freaking married.Luke had been sexy in high school, gorgeous in college, but he was even hotter as a grown man, and his reappearance in her life hadn’t done anything to dampen the attraction she felt for him. But Bec had already learned that sex wasn’t everything. One broken heart was enough, and she wasn’t in the market to give Luke another chance at shattering her all over again.He needed to sign the divorce papers she drafted and leave her to her life. Except, what did they say about best-laid plans?Because, Luke wouldn’t sign. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Avery Caris. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/195732/bk_acx0_195732_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Office Idiot Reviews , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 119min
    There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentration than other work places - from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought. There's Donald, who try as hard as does simply cannot get the office junior to notice him, let alone drink some of his special, sleeping-tablet-laden tea. Learn how Jeff gets his own back on the people who mock him by re-enacting a video he saw on YouTube involving seagulls and watch on in horror as the overworked cleaner tries to solve the mystery of who is making his job of cleaning the toilets worse than a job cleaning toilets is already. If you've ever worked in an office, then this is the book for you. You'll recognize the office sex pest, the liar and the moaning admin worker who's been there longer than the chairs. Written in the form of product reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews is the second in the series of Idiot Review Books from Pete Sortwell. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Dabbs. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047576/bk_acx0_047576_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Bones and Bagger: Waldlust Series, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 541min
    My name is Gaius Teutoberg. Don't laugh, and I won't have to hurt you. My best friend stuck a knife in my back Friday night before quitting time. Not knife as in a word for betrayal, but knife as in metal and sharp. It collapsed my lung, ripped my clothes, and left me wondering how to explain all the blood. It's happened like that many times over the centuries. Sparky appears with some idiotic scheme that turns my life upside down. Or maybe turns me dead. My day job? I bag groceries and roll them to cars for tips at the American Commissary in Wiesbaden, Germany. I don't have a night job. Good thing, because I'm not a night person...even though I'm a vampire. So this latest Sparky-induced buffoonery begins with that knife in my back and progresses to a thousand-year-old shrine containing the bones of a legendary German hero and my first attempt at grave robbery. I'll battle a sexy Hungarian warrior-woman assassin, match wits and muscles with some ugly demons, and take a trip to the other side of the veil to save some people I've grown to love. There's also an angel involved. A real one. Bones and Bagger is the first book of my autobiography. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Colin Brown. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/234040/bk_acx0_234040_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Naked Came the Post-Postmodernist: A Mystery , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 399min
    In the tradition of Naked Came the Stranger and Naked Came the Manatee, a collective parody of campus culture that is as much wicked fun as it is "post-postmodern." Who killed Eric Davenport? A senior mathematics professor at Underhill College has been found dead in his office, the victim of murder. At Underhill, a small liberal arts college with a pricy tuition and a pampered student body, all of the students are close to their professors. But at least one loved Eric Davenport in a deeply inappropriate fashion. Some hated him. And then there is the faculty at war with itself. And the idiotic administration. And the twin boys who live next to campus. And what’s with all those praying mantises? The collective work of Sarah Lawrence writing class 3303 - R, taught by novelist Melvin Jules Bukiet, here is a send-up of contemporary campus life that is also the latest installment in an inglorious literary tradition of wacky fun. And the mayhem hasn’t stopped. Soon, a student is found dead in the library, and, from the quad to the dorms, crime scenes and crises begin to multiply. A wealthy alumni donor becomes alarmed. Enter a libidinous medical examiner. Depicting rampant insecurities and raging egos, and with a cast of characters from conflicted faculty to student cliques, from hemp kids to Ugg girls and the J Crew crew, Naked Came the Post-Postmodernist takes us on a journey some may find eerily familiar. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jesse Einstein. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/013519/bk_adbl_013519_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Assassination of Reinhard Heydrich: The Czech Resistance's Killing of the Top Nazi Official During World War II , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 84min
    Since it is opportunity which makes not only the thief but also the assassin, such heroic gestures as driving in an open, unarmoured vehicle or walking about the streets unguarded are just damned stupidity, which serves the Fatherland not one whit. That a man as irreplaceable as Heydrich should expose himself to unnecessary danger, I can only condemn as stupid and idiotic. - Hitler Cloak and dagger adventure, with daring commandos parachuted deep behind enemy lines to kill a sinister mastermind, belongs chiefly to the realm of thriller novels or films. However, World War II stretched over such vast territories and affected so many hundreds of millions of people that nearly every possible human interaction, from the vilest to the noblest, and from the most pedestrian to the exotically adventurous, achieved reality at some point during the conflict. The assassination of Reinhard Heydrich stands out as one of the war's most remarkable secret operations. "The man with the iron heart," as Adolf Hitler dubbed him, made a fitting target for the dramatic events which unfolded in Prague on May 27, 1942. According to testimony by the historian Michael Freund, "He is one of the greatest criminal figures of the Third Reich. Nowhere in the histories of the Third Reich has [Heydrich] been awarded his rightful place. He is a man of outstanding significance, a criminal mind of Luciferic grandeur." (Dederichs, 2009, 17). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Todd Van Linda. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/036568/bk_acx0_036568_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Horde , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 881min
    Orcs used to be a fearsome fighting force, and the unleashing of the Horde brought terror to humans, elves, and dwarves time and time again over the centuries. Nowadays, there aren't any more Ultimate Evils, necromancers, or dark wizards left to hire the Horde. Paug Blumpkin is smart for an orc (rather like saying he's smart for a box of hair). He's bored of training with the rest of the Horde for a war that will never come, and he's definitely tired of polishing his helmet. So he decides to set off in search of adventure, bringing along his cheerfully idiotic brother Milph, who has a regular habit of forgetting his pants. When they mug a wizard while he's answering Nature's call, they discover a treasure map (conveniently hidden in his elven pornography), and thus begins their very own Quest Perilous.There's a powerful magical artifact halfway around the world, and Paug decides he's going to get the Tome of Unknowable Mysteries first. When he learns a celebrated human hero is after the same booty, the race begins. With Milph using the stolen wizard's wand (badly), a barbarian warrior-woman named Petunia bringing the muscle, a lousy gambler named Hodak the Inconsequential (who happens to be 14th in line for the throne), and a halfling thief named Gilpin with a chip on his shoulder, the companions head out into the great untamed wilderness, where death lurks behind every tree (and occasionally is the tree itself). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nick Jermyn. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/126820/bk_acx0_126820_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Master Your Mind: 2 Books in 1: Overcoming Depression + Memory Improvement for Beginners , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 275min
    Each type of reflection has its motivation. In the event that you as of now ruminate, amazing. (In any case, there's no damage in attempting different strategies or doing two.) They are recorded beneath from tolerably unwinding to generally unwinding, given the pieces of the cerebrum being utilized. Cognitive behavioral therapy is a type of psychotherapy that spotlights on how an individual's considerations lead to sentiments of pain. The thought behind psychological treatment is that how you think decides how you feel and act. Intellectual specialists help their customers change useless contemplations so as to soothe trouble. They help a customer perceive how they misconstrue a circumstance (intellectual twisting). For instance, a customer may overgeneralize. Since Ray bombed one test in his Psychology 101 course, he believes he is idiotic and useless. These considerations at that point cause his state of mind to decline. Specialists additionally help customers perceive when they make a huge deal about things. Since Ray bombed his Psychology 101 test, he has inferred that he will bomb the whole course and most likely fail out of school inside and out. This book covers the following topics: Introducing cognitive behavioral therapy Effectiveness of internet based cognitive behavioral therapy CBT benefits Benefits of doing cognitive therapy In fact, the book is embellished with documentation of various case studies for your health and soul and you will be feeling very grateful while listening to the book. So do not waste your time and order the book right away.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: George Tanne. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/181910/bk_acx0_181910_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Neighbor: The O'Connells, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 256min
    After the devastating loss of her husband, Jenny Sweetgrass packs up her teenage daughter Alison and moves to Livingston, Montana, hoping for a fresh start - that is, until Ryan O’Connell knocks on her door.Park ranger Ryan is one of the six O’Connell siblings in Livingston, raised by an independent mom who has been a rock to him. He has a career he loves, and up until six weeks ago, he lived a comfortable life.When a new neighbor moves in and disturbs the quiet peace of the area, bringing with her a daughter who’s walking trouble, Ryan is shocked to discover that the woman is a one-night stand he picked up at a bar, years ago.Right now, the gorgeous Jenny isn’t too interested in making friends, but despite her cool façade, as Ryan gets to know her, he can’t fight an idiotic need to try to ease the pain he sees her trying to hide. At the same time, he knows, deep down, that both mother and daughter have a secret, and if he were smart, he would listen to his brother’s warning and walk away.When Alison goes missing, everyone in town believes she simply ran off or found her way into trouble, but nothing about her disappearance adds up. She simply set out on an afternoon hike into the park and never came back.Jenny soon learns she’s not alone when Ryan takes matters into his own hands and sets off with her into the park to find her daughter. What he doesn’t know is that Alison is actually his daughter, too, and when he learns the truth and the real reason she left, the secret could end up dividing the O’Connell family and the community. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Osbourne, Fernando Gonzales. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/205925/bk_acx0_205925_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Double Penetration by the Pool: My Crazy Threesome , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 24min, (USK 18)
    I couldn't believe how the two guys just stared at me, and the crazy thing about it was even though I was in the middle of changing, I for some reason couldn't get myself to put the towel over me! I wanted to, but I just stood there with my pussy exposed to them having a conversation. Of course, they behaved exactly as I should have expected them to behave! Before I knew it, they were on me and I ended up having my first anal sex and double penetration! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, reluctant sex, first anal sex, double penetration, semen swallowing, and more. Only mature adults who won't find that offensive should listen to that story. Here is a preview: "Are you Tabitha Greenling?" "Greenleaf," I said. Again, I felt idiotic. A f--king conversation? The towel was just a few feet away. All I had to do was reach over. I knew why they knew my name. I was famous. Well, I was famous in my own little world of high diving. I was the top American Olympic contender at the moment. Frankly, I was famous because I had a cute ass more than for my skill. Oh, I was a real contender and I could medal. I might even win the gold. There were plenty of divers before me, though. None of them had my ass, though. So, none of them got all the coverage and fame. It was irritating sometimes. I suddenly got an image of these two guys jerking off while staring at the picture of me in a famous sports magazine and laughed softly. "Yeah. That's me." ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Concha di Pastoro. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/079105/bk_acx0_079105_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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