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Rock Bottom Girl: A Small Town Romantic Comedy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 893min
You may be faking the relationship, but you're not faking the orgasms. Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldn't wait to escape 20 years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh, and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year. Desperate for a new start, Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students? Maybe with the help of Jake Weston, high school bad boy turned sexy good guy. When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principal's office to sign an ethics contract, the tattooed track coach, dog dad, and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibi - for a price. The Deal: He'll teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship. Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But it's all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. There's too much history. Rock bottom can't turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it? Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke, a bouffanted nemesis, a yard swan and donkey basketball, a teenage-orchestrated makeover, and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Natalie Duke, Stephen Dexter. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/165809/bk_acx0_165809_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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New Orleans Noir , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 523min
Beneath the glitter of Mardi Gras lies the sleaze of Bourbon Street; under the celestial sounds of JazzFest, the nightmare screams of a city once at war within its neighborhoods, but after Hurricane Katrina, seemingly at war with nature and the rest of the country as well. New Orleans is a third world country in itself, a Latin, African, European (and often amoral) culture trapped in a Puritan nation. It's everyone's seamy underside, the city where respectable citizens go to get drunk, puke in the gutter, dance on tabletops, and go home with strangers, all without guilt. It's the metropolitan equivalent of eating standing up - if it happened in New Orleans, it doesn't count. The city was always the home of the lovable rogue, the poison magnolia, the bent politico, the sociopathic street thug, and, especially, the heartless con artist - but in post-Katrina times it struggles against... well, the same old problems, just writ large and with a new breed of carpetbagger thrown in. Combine all that with a brilliant literary tradition and you have New Orleans Noir, a sparkling collection of tales exploring the city's wasted, gutted neighborhoods, its outwardly gleaming "sliver by the river," its still-raunchy French Quarter, and other hoods so far from the Quarter they might as well be on another continent. It also looks back into the past, from that recent innocent time known in contemporary New Orleans as "pre-K," to the mid-nineteenth century, the other time the city was mostly swampland. The complete list of narrators includes: Allyson Johnson, Vikas Adam, Kevin T. Collins, Tom Stechschulte, Robin Miles, Jennifer Van Dyck, Johnny Heller, Lisa Renee Pitts, William Dufris, Kevin Free, Nick Sullivan, Therese Plummer, Mirron Willis, J. W. Wilburn, Lauren Fortgang, Raquel Lozano, Andy Caploe, and Aiello. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Allyson Johnson, Vikas Adam, Kevin T. Collins, Robin Miles, Johnny Heller, William Dufris, Kevin Free, Mirron Willis, Aiello. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/014641/bk_adbl_014641_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Mediterranean Diet for Beginners: Form new Mini Habits, Increase Longevity, and Burn fat Forever with the Best solution to a Paleo or Keto Diet! (complete Weight Loss Guide, Intermittent Fasting tips) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 197min
Discover how to lose weight, feel better, and make heart-friendly, delicious eating decisions with the Mediterranean diet without having to spend hours in the kitchen every day!Without a doubt, the Mediterranean has some of the happiest, most life-loving, and healthiest people on the planet, and it's not hard to see why - they have some of the healthiest and best-tasting food on the planet that goes counter to mainstream advice.Now more than ever, diseases are being linked scientifically to the regular crash diet lifestyle. But isn't the Mediterranean diet a "diet"? You may ask. It's more than a diet. It's a lifestyle. There are so many diets out there that promise to give you the results you want, but they often have a major flaw.Most if not all fad diets are way boring and uninspiring at the least and downright tasteless and even puke-inducing at worst. If you've dieted for any number of months or even days, you know what it's about.In this comprehensive guide to the Mediterranean diet, you're going to learn how to bring the culinary delights of Mediterranean - whole grains, fruits and veggies, olive oil, and red wine - right to your kitchen table. The Mediterranean diet is more than just another weight-loss audiobook. It will become your go-to reference guide to a complete lifestyle overhaul that will completely change the way you eat while helping you stay healthy and keeping those extra pounds off - permanently.Highly insightful and filled with practical advice and mouthwatering recipes, Mediterranean Diet for Beginners unlocks the secret to healthy living and a slimmer waistline with fresh, delicious foods that are a breeze to prepare.PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Liz Krane. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/147049/bk_acx0_147049_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
- Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
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Why You Need a Passport When You're Going to Puke
Why You Need a Passport When You're Going to Puke: ab 5.49 €- Shop: ebook.de
- Price: 5.49 EUR excl. shipping
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Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf
Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf: ab 2.99 €- Shop: ebook.de
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Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up
Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up: ab 3.49 €- Shop: ebook.de
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Spit Nests Puke Power and Other Brilliant Bird Adaptations
Spit Nests Puke Power and Other Brilliant Bird Adaptations: ab 8.49 €- Shop: ebook.de
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I wear my heart on my sleeve and i have a strong head on my shoulders. I have a knack for reading people and can usually tell a lot about a person from a first impression. I wake up every day with a smile on my face and a melody on my tongue. Every day is what you make it! Songwriting is the best outlet in my life. It's how i understand the crazy things going on in my head. It's my chance to be real with my listeners, and most importantly with myself. It's how I'm able to explore those hidden parts of me that are sometimes hard to find. My songs are my anger, my excitement, my realizations, my guilty pleasures, and most importantly ME. I'm a firm believer that every person i meet brings out a different color in me. One person might bring out my royal blue, another might bring out tickle-me-pink, and yet another might just bring out a hideous puke green color...Either way you look at it, we all have SO many different parts! Sometimes people even surprise you by bringing out colors you never knew you had! It's up to you to decide which colors you like the best, and let those shine. Personally, i like to think of myself as red-orange-plum :) While writing the songs to this record I had all of these family problems, relationship issues, and young adult woes coming at me, along with a heaping pile of stress. The only way I knew how to solve them all and move on with my life was to take a deep breath, release an album, and shrug it off by saying, 'anyway'...- Shop: odax
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