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    Lord Dashwood Missed Out: A Spindle Cove Novella , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 179min
    A snowstorm hath no fury like a spinster scorned. Miss Elinora Browning grew up yearning for the handsome, intelligent lord next door...but he left England without a word of farewell. One night, inspired by a bit too much sherry, Nora poured out her heartbreak on paper. Lord Dashwood Missed Out was a love letter to every young lady who'd been overlooked by gentlemen - and an instant best seller. Now she's on her way to speak in Spindle Cove when snowy weather delays her coach. She's forced to wait out the storm with the worst possible companion: Lord Dashwood himself. And he finally seems to have noticed her. George Travers, Lord Dashwood, has traveled the globe as a cartographer. He returned to England with the goal of marrying and creating an heir - only to find his reputation shredded by an audacious, vexingly attractive bluestocking and her poison pen. Lord Dashwood Missed Out, his arse. Since Nora Browning seems to believe he overlooked the passion of a lifetime, Dash challenges her to prove it. She has one night. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Eva Kaminsky. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/004943/bk_harp_004943_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Conquer: Conquering the Kingdom, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 769min
    Win the annual Conquer tournament and earn wealth and power without measure. Lose and you're dead. No pressure.The game is Conquer, played for the king's amusement by the most notorious criminals and ambitious lordlings.Aron Stone, street rat turned commander of the king's First Legion, doesn't have patience for pointless games. But when a series of unfortunate events earns him the king's ire, he is forced to participate.Armed with a ragtag troop of dwarves, a beautiful but short-tempered sorceress, and a doting mistress, Aron must grow his forces, locate valuable weapons and magical artifacts, and win the day. Only complete victory will allow him to escape the arena and get his revenge.Warning: This audiobook has medieval cursing including shite and arse, sex with tavern wenches, drunken dwarves, creatures that want to eat your head off, sex with multiple women on multiple occasions, dark-magic-wielding magicians, and more sex with various races, including faeries, elves, and others of the author's invention. Not intended for listeners under the age of 18. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Gary Furlong. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/podm/001379/bk_podm_001379_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Where Shall We Run To?: A Memoir , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 185min
    From one of our greatest living writers comes a remarkable memoir of a forgotten England.'The war went. We sang in the playground, "Bikini lagoon, an atom bomb’s boom, and two big explosions". David’s father came back from Burma and didn’t eat rice. Twiggy taught by reciting “The Pied Piper of Hamelin”, “The Charge of the Light Brigade” and the 13 times table. Twiggy was fat and short and he shouted, and his neck was as wide as his head. He was a bully, though he didn’t take any notice of me.’In Where Shall We Run To?, Alan Garner remembers his early childhood in the Cheshire village of Alderley Edge: life at the village school as ‘a sissy and a mardy-arse'; pushing his friend Harold into a clump of nettles to test the truth of dock leaves; his father joining the army to guard the family against Hitler; the coming of the Yanks, with their comics and sweets and chewing gum. From one of our greatest living writers, it is a remarkable and evocative memoir of a vanished England. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robert Powell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/004047/bk_hcuk_004047_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Spanish Love Deception (eBook, ePUB)
    A wedding in Spain. The most infuriating man. Three days to convince your family you're actually in love. . . Catalina Martín desperately needs a date to her sister's wedding. Especially when her little white lie about her American boyfriend has spiralled out of control. Now everyone she knows - including her ex-boyfriend and his fiancée - will be there. She only has four weeks to find someone willing to cross the Atlantic for her and aid in her deception. NYC to Spain is no short flight and her family won't be easy to fool. . . But even then, when Aaron Blackford - the 6'4", blue-eyed pain in the arse - offers to step in, she's not tempted even for a second. Never has there been a more aggravating, blood-boiling and insufferable man. But Catalina is desperate and as the wedding gets closer the more desirable an option Aaron Blackford becomes. . . The Spanish Love Deception is an enemies-to-lovers, fake-dating romance. Perfect for those looking for a steamy slow-burn with the promise of a sweet happy-ever-after. "Everything you could want in a romance is right here." Helen Hoang, author of The Kiss Quotient
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    Hounded (with two bonus short stories) (eBook, ePUB)
    The first novel in the Iron Druid Chronicles-introducing a cool, new, funny urban fantasy hero Atticus O'Sullivan, last of the Druids, lives peacefully in Arizona, running an occult bookshop and shape-shifting in his spare time to hunt with his Irish wolfhound. His neighbors and customers think that this handsome, tattooed Irish dude is about twenty-one years old-when in actuality, he's twenty-one centuries old. Not to mention: He draws his power from the earth, possesses a sharp wit, and wields an even sharper magical sword known as Fragarach, the Answerer. Unfortunately, a very angry Celtic god wants that sword, and he's hounded Atticus for centuries. Now the determined deity has tracked him down, and Atticus will need all his power-plus the help of a seductive goddess of death, his vampire and werewolf team of attorneys, a bartender possessed by a Hindu witch, and some good old-fashioned luck of the Irish-to kick some Celtic arse and deliver himself from evil. Don't miss any of Kevin Hearne's phenomenal Iron Druid Chronicles novels: HOUNDED HEXED HAMMERED TRICKED TRAPPED HUNTED SHATTERED STAKED
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    Redemption: A Sin Series Standalone Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 389min
    I was on my way to having everything that I wanted...until I opened that door. That’s when my entire world shattered. In a single second, my happy life was gone.She broke my heart. There, I admit it. But a Fellowship man doesn’t mourn the loss of a woman. He moves on to the next one. And the next. But what I quickly discover is that it doesn’t matter how many women I’m with. I’ll never find one who can replace Lorna Frazier.I’ve been an arse, doing everything within my power to hurt her. And I’ve been successful at it. But it doesn’t heal the pain of losing the woman that I love. She is my everything, and I’m nothing without her.Apart, we’re weak. Together, we’re strong. Apart, we’re in hell. Together, we’re in heaven. Apart, we’re broken. Together, we’re whole.I won’t give up on us.Redemption can be listened to as a stand-alone novel although it is a novel accompanying The Sin Trilogy. It is best enjoyed after The Sin Trilogy, Endurance: A Sin Series Standalone Novel, and Unintended: A Sin Series Standalone Novel. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Benjamin Bliss, Mae Vickers. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/033193/bk_adbl_033193_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    First Impressions: Auckland Med Series, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 597min
    Michael:Two years ago, I made a mistake, a big one. Then I added a couple more just for good measure. I screwed up my life, but I survived. Now I have the opportunity for a fresh start. Two years in NZ. Away from the LA gossip, a chance to breathe, to rebuild my life. But I’m taking a new set of rules with me. I don’t do relationships.I don’t do commitment.I don’t do white picket fences.And I especially don’t do arrogant, holier-than-thou, smoking hot K9 officers who walk into my ER and rock my world.Josh:One thing for certain, Dr. Michael Oliver is an arrogant, untrustworthy player, and I barely survived the last one of those. He might be gorgeous, but my daughter takes number one priority. I won’t risk her being hurt, again. I’m a solo dad, a K9 cop and a son to pain-in-the-arse parents.I don’t have time for games. I don’t have time for taking chances.I don’t have time for more complications in my life.And I sure as hell don’t have time for the infuriating Dr. Michael Oliver, however damn sexy he is.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Gary Furlong. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/225511/bk_acx0_225511_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Hounded: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 582min
    Atticus O'Sullivan, last of the Druids, lives peacefully in Arizona, running an occult bookshop and shape-shifting in his spare time to hunt with his Irish wolfhound. His neighbors and customers think that this handsome, tattooed Irish dude is about twenty-one years old - when in actuality, he's twenty-one centuries old. Not to mention: He draws his power from the earth, possesses a sharp wit, and wields an even sharper magical sword known as Fragarach, the Answerer. Unfortunately, a very angry Celtic god wants that sword, and he's hounded Atticus for centuries. Now the determined deity has tracked him down, and Atticus will need all his power - plus the help of a seductive goddess of death, his vampire and werewolf team of attorneys, a sexy bartender possessed by a Hindu witch, and some good old-fashioned luck of the Irish - to kick some Celtic arse and deliver himself from evil. This is book one of the Iron Druid Chronicles series. If you would like to hear more, you will find the first chapter of book two – Hexed – at the end of this recording. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Ragland. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/twuk/000665/bk_twuk_000665_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Shattered: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book 7 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 660min
    For nearly two thousand years, there was only one Druid left walking the Earth - Atticus O'Sullivan, the Iron Druid, whose sharp wit and sharp sword kept him alive while pursued by a pantheon of hostile deities. Now he's got company. Atticus's apprentice Granuaile is finally a full Druid herself. What's more, Atticus has defrosted an archdruid long ago frozen in time, a father figure (of sorts) who now goes by the modern name Owen Kennedy. And Owen has some catching up to do. Atticus takes pleasure in the role reversal, as the student is now the teacher. Between busting Atticus's chops and trying to fathom a cell phone, Owen must also learn English. For Atticus, the jury's still out on whether the wily old coot will be an asset in the epic battle with Norse god Loki - or merely a pain in the arse. As the trio of Druids deals with pestilence-spreading demons, bacon-loving yeti, fierce flying foxes, and frenzied Fae, they're hoping that this time...three's a charm. The Iron Druid Chronicles: Hounded Hexed Hammered Tricked Trapped Hunted Shattered Staked Scourged Besieged (short stories) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Ragland. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/twuk/000816/bk_twuk_000816_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Can't Stand Up for Falling Down: Rock 'n' Roll War Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 736min
    Allan Jones launched Uncut magazine in 1997 and for 15 years wrote a popular monthly column called Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before, based on his experiences as a music journalist in the 70s and 80s, a gilded time for the music press. By turns hilarious, cautionary, poignant and powerful, the Stop Me...stories collected here include encounters with some of rock's most iconic stars, including David Bowie, Lou Reed, Leonard Cohen, Van Morrison, Neil Young, Elvis Costello, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Smiths, R.E.M. and Pearl Jam. From backstage brawls and drug blow-outs, to riots, superstar punch-ups, hotel room confessionals and tour bus lunacy, these are stories from the madness of a music scene now long gone. Allan Jones is an award-winning British music journalist and editor. In 1974, he applied for a job on the UK's best-selling music paper as a junior reporter, signing off his application with 'Melody Maker needs a bullet up the arse. I'm the gun, pull the trigger'. He was editor of Melody Maker from 1984 to 1997 and until 2014 editor of music and film monthly Uncut. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Matt Bates. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030509/bk_adbl_030509_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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