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Mishegas: A Concrete Tale of Family Quicksand , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 542min

Senseless behavior - that's mishegas. According to Harley Dresner, it means life with overbearing, obstreperous, melodramatic parents and a pugilistic, caffeine-addicted, octogenarian uncle. Blend Jerry Seinfeld's and Raymond Barone's parents together and the result is the Vesuvian mess that Dresner calls his family. In one vignette, social graces are callously thrown to the Las Vegas desert wind when Gerry and Uncle Bernard offend everyone from hotel receptionists to street hookers. Further listening finds doctoring for sport, a new American pastime through obsessions with colonoscopies, and wars waged against phlegm. Dresner's unmistakable, take-no-prisoners sarcasm and wit shine through this dysfunctional Cruise to Nowhere. His memoir is a fresh, laugh-out-loud study of life-long relationships that proves one can embrace familial roots while maintaining perspective and sanity. Listeners will revel in the uncomfortable, squirming circumstances in which a family routinely embroils a child. Anyone who wouldn't dream of running away from the family they would love to escape understands Mishegas. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steven A Kerschenbaum. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/134561/bk_acx0_134561_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Working Girls , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 659min

Fifteen years old…brutalised…dumped in a park…throat slashed…. Schoolgirl prostitute Michelle Lucas died in agony and terror, utterly alone. The sight breaks the heart of Sergeant Bev Morriss of West Midlands Police. She thought she was hardened, but gazing at Michelle’s pale, broken body she is consumed by a cold fury. She knows this case is different - this is the one that will push her to the edge. Plunging herself into the seedy heart of Birmingham’s vice-land she struggles to infiltrate the deadly jungle of hookers, evil pimps and violent johns. But no one will co-operate, no one will break the wall of silence. Is it fear or guilt? When a second victim dies, Bev knows time is running out. If she is to win the trust of the working girls - she has to take the biggest, most dangerous, gamble of her life…out on the streets. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Frances Barber. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/crea/000036/bk_crea_000036_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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My Dinner with Delfin: Five Brief Stories from the Battle of the Sexes , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 107min

Delfin shatters the code of silence and reveals, once and for all, what women really want - and gives Garby seduction superpowers beyond his randiest fantasies. But will her gift blow up in her face?From life's fresh moments of innocence to its grim heart-wrenching finale -and all the lurid weirdness in between - this slim but diverse collection catapults you into a wild world of love's triumphs and disasters. Highlights include:"Cupcake and Gender Boy" - A love story with three hookers, four disguises, two freaky obsessions, and some very bad puns"The Last of Anna" - She's desperate to get back to Mother and Daddy and all her friends at school. But the man who holds her captive vows to never let her go."My Dinner with Delfin" - Garby doesn't know it, but Delfin's going to rock his world.My Dinner with Delfin: Five Brief Stories from the Battle of the Sexes presents tales of life, love, and loss. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll say, "wait, what?" as you savor these sweet, sly, and soulful stories. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Clementine Medforth. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/209787/bk_acx0_209787_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Confessions of a Failed Slut , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 69min

As the only female columnist at controversial, conservative Taki's Magazine, Kathy Shaidle soon found herself covering an unlikely beat: sexuality. "Unlikely" because as the married, 50-year-old Shaidle explains, "my 'number' (as the kids call it these days) is so low that in certain Australian provinces I would still be considered a virgin." Confessions of a Failed Slut blends personal reflections - "How the Love Boat Ruined My Life" - with contrarian takes on porn (online and off), dating (ditto), "slut shaming," sex toys, "robot hookers of the near future," dinosaur erotica, the multiplication of genders and orientations, and what she calls "the epidemic of beta male faggotry" plaguing the land. An author and blogging pioneer, Kathy Shaidle has been called "a night terror" (Wonkette), "one of the great virtuoso polemicists of our day" (Mark Steyn), "strenuously witless" (James Walcott), "a purveyor of some of the most offensive racial stereotypes I have ever read" (the Canadian Jewish Congress), "a Zionist shill for the New World Order" (InfoWars) and "not a particularly nice person" (Alex Koppelman, Salon.com). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Crystal Sershen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021350/bk_adbl_021350_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Beyond Texas , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 554min

There's no place like Texas. And there's no one like a Texan! Twinkie Sue Carmichael and her mother own the Clown Motel in Mirage, Texas, known for its mysterious desert lights. She's also the mayor. Like everyone else in these parts, Twinkie's worried about the goings-on at nearby Fort Huacha, an abandoned military facility, which has been taken over by a group of men calling themselves the Brothers. When Cole Thornton comes to Mirage - with his own questions about the brothers - Twinkie's hormones go on high alert. So does her internal alarm. Is this great-looking guy really what he seems? Cole and Twinkie fall in love (or certainly lust!), surrounded by an eccentric cast of characters, from her cohort of girlfriends to her sheriff ex-husband. From Cole's high-powered family to his former partner. Not to mention his missing sister, a group of young pregnant women and a houseful of retired hookers. But as the Brothers and assorted other bad guys learn, you don't mess with Texans! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Zane. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harl/001663/bk_harl_001663_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 400: Truck Stop Prostitutes: A Driving Manual, Hörbuch, Digital, 24min, (USK 18)

Asexuals, bachelors, and hookers have the spotlight on today's show. Susie starts off with a story about asexuals on the march...but where are they going? In a solidarity effort, many marched in San Francisco's gay pride parade, claiming their identity as non-sexual. Susie takes a close look at sexual versus asexual love, intimacy, and attraction.Next, Susie finds some surprising items for sale at her local yard sale. Imagine browsing through piles of books, dishes, and old records, and then suddenly coming across a Hitachi Magic Wand sitting next to a salad spinner. Did your neighbor see it too? Who gets first dibs on this incredible bargain find?Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a listener wants to know if there is an unspoken hooker etiquette at the local truck stop: "How can I be sure the prostitute is legit?"Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 400, September 4, 2009) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/090904/pf_suzy_090904_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Hunter-Killer: Danny Black, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 774min

Following a suicide bombing in central London, series SAS hero Danny Black is recruited to be part of an assassination squad, directed by a joint MI5/MI6/CIA committee and tasked with hunting down and killing the terrorist cells believed to be planning further atrocities. Early leads take them to a North London mosque and a one-armed hate cleric, whom the Home Secretary repeatedly tries and fails to expel from the country, a sleazy Saudi prince living in a Park Lane Hotel - on the surface a devout Muslim, he devotes himself to booze, drugs and hookers as soon as his family are out of the building - and a grizzled ex-Regiment guy who is spreading rumours that Diana was assassinated by the SAS in the tunnel in Paris because of her Arab lover. The trail of clues takes Danny to a training camp in the Yemen, but just as he has the enemy in his sights, he discovers that they are somehow one step ahead of him, and he begins to suspect that they are being topped off by someone close to home. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Fenner. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hodd/000689/bk_hodd_000689_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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No More Mr. Nice Girl , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 463min

How do you get revenge on a dead man? In this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, life-long good girl Paige Tipton learns what her dead husband was doing, for years, while she bent over backwards to try to please him. And she hopes Jeffrey is watching from hell when she finds some long-haired biker dude and does with him what Jeffrey did with all those hookers. Besides, a guy she finds at a creepy dive bar will never, ever pop up in her upscale real life. Now, if she can only get the biker to cooperate. Dillon spots Country Club the moment she walks into the D.O.A. He's always had a weakness for these debutante types. The last time he gave in to it, at 15, he and his housekeeper mom lost everything. But this woman is cute as hell and really funny - especially when she offers him 40 bucks for sex, considering he's a very rich man now. But her kind is the last thing he needs in his life. Tempting as she is, surely he's learned something in all these years. Right? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Susannah Jones. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/057494/bk_acx0_057494_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Ted: An Extreme Horror Short Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 59min

Ted is a character from Rotting Dead F--ks. This is a stand-alone story. Some people are destined for greatness. They could create fantastic pieces of art to be discussed throughout the ages, they could invest something which furthers mankind, and they could even help solve world hunger or make important steps toward world peace for everyone. These people could be your friends, your neighbors, and even the person you unwittingly bumped into at the petrol station this morning. They could really be anyone - anyone, that is, except Ted. Ted is an asshole - a psychopathic, racist human of the worst kind. Whilst the aforementioned people push the human race forward, Ted takes them back to the Dark Ages again with his narrow-minded, idiotic views of right and wrong. Just be thankful he sees a psychiatrist. At least, if he is talking to someone about his feelings, he is less of a danger to society, right? Wrong. Join Ted for a day in the life of f--ked up thoughts, appointments, and hookers. And then thank God it was only a day and not longer. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Barnes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/043212/bk_acx0_043212_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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South Street: A Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 958min

A poet in search of reality finds a world of hookers, street preachers, blue-collar workers, and small time hoods that changes him and his outlook Philadelphia's South Street is a world of contradiction. The hardscrabble neighborhood is filled with prostitutes and gangsters; Working stiffs mingle with winos at Lightnin' Ed's bar. But the streetwalkers are nearing retirement, the gangsters are unemployed, and a community is thriving in and around a place written off by officials and politicians as blighted. Black poet Adlai Stevenson Brown makes his way to South Street in search of authenticity in the form of a neighborhood to save. But the world of South Street - beyond its grit and danger - is more than the cultured young fish out of water ever expected... and a lot more than he can handle. PEN/Faulkner Award–winner David Bradley's marvelous debut novel is riotously funny and keenly insightful in equal measure. South Street is a magnificent evocation not only of a vanished time, but of an American archetype in Adlai - a man in search of someone to save, unaware that he himself may need saving. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rob Cleveland. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/015882/bk_adbl_015882_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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