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    Everything Is Embarrassing: A Memoir About the Times I Outed Myself, and Other Cringeworthy Moments , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 104min
    Some people may consider joy or love to be the strongest emotion there is, but think back to the most embarrassing moment you've ever experienced and chances are the same gut-punch feeling you had when it happened will come flooding back to you. In this collection of essays, Thought Catalog writer Shawn Binder attempts to capture his most poignant and hilarious embarrassing stories. Starting from his childhood, he'll take you through his journey of pulling out his eyelashes, to the first time he fell in love, to the time he realized just how terrible it is to vomit on the Chicago Red Line at midnight. These essays are grounded in the human experience and, although light in tone, touch on serious topics such as mortality and parenthood. Everything Is Embarrassing is a love letter written for all the people who have ever farted in front of their crush, or tripped in front of a crowd of bullies. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Johnny Drago. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021349/bk_adbl_021349_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Black Metal - Evolution Of The Cult
    Das erste Buch aus Dayal Pattersons Reihe "BLACK METAL CULT".Um die Geschichte des Phänomens Black Metal nachzuzeichnen, verband der sachkundige Autor und Szene-Intimus legendäre Fotos mit ausgedehnten Gesprächen, die er mit den Schlüsselfiguren der Szene führte, zu einem beispiellosen Bild eines Musikgenres, das so extrem wie wegweisend ist wie nur wenige.Beleuchtet werden sowohl die Anfänge in den frühen 1980ern als auch aktuelle Strömungen sowie damit einhergehende Ansichten, Lebenswege und Karrieren der wichtigsten Bands, darunter:Venom, Mercyful Fate, Bathory, Hellhammer, Celtic Frost, Sodom, Slayer,Kreator, Destruction, Vulcano, Sarcofago, Blasphemy, Samael, Rotting Christ, Necromantia, Von, Tormentor, Master's Hammer, Beherit, Mayhem, Vomit, Thorns, Darkthrone, Burzum, Thou Shalt Suffer And Emperor, Gehenna, Gorgoroth, Trelldom, Cradle Of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Mütiilation, Vlad Tepes, Belketre And The Black Legions, Dissection, Watain, Marduk And Funeral Mist, Shining, Graveland, Infernum, Behemoth, Enslaved, Satryricon, Isengard/Storm, Ulver, Windir, Negura Bunget, Hades, Primordial, Arcturus, Manes, In The Woods Ved Buens Ende, Fleurety, Sigh, Dødheimsgard, Mysticum, Aborym, Blacklodge, Amesoeurs/Alcest, Fen, Wolves In The Throne Room, Lifelover
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    The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 329min
    There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Meredith Mitchell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/004168/bk_tant_004168_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf: Tommy Puke Adventures, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 100min
    Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies... conquers jerks with his powerfulfarts... and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. What happens when he takes his new friend, Josh, on an epic quest to find the fabled prince of vomit, who might just be Tommy's brother? Action, laughs, and more disgusting gross-outs than you can shake a booger at! Will Tommy and Josh find the prince, otherwise known as the Boy with the Golden Barf? Will his golden barf make them rich? Will he welcomeTommy Puke to the family? Or will Tommy and Josh find themselves in over their heads in the sewer in a deadly battle with the only person more stomach-turning than Tommy? One thing is for sure: the puke, boogers, loogies, poop, and goop will fly! And Josh must gain the power of the secret Eighth Emanation - a magic bodily fluid far grosser than any known to mankind - to stand a chance of surviving. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: James Leighty. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/001454/bk_acx0_001454_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Spin , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 408min
    A high-octane thrill ride from USA Today best seller C. D. Reiss. Theresa Drazen wants to know one thing: Is there something wrong with her? Because from what she can see, she has money, brains, and a body that does the job. Yet she keeps getting shelved - most recently by her fiancé, who happens to be the DA. And she'll get over it, really. No problem. She'll just have a nice, short encounter with a mysterious Italian named Antonio who may or may not be involved with some kind of alleged criminal activity...blah, blah.... Let's call a spade a spade: He's a mobster. Let's face a few more facts. He's hot. He's smart. And if anyone breathes on her the wrong way, he's got no problem beating their head against a Porsche until they're willing to lick up their own vomit to make it stop. Just about everything about that turns her on. Yeah. There's something wrong with her. Mature audiences. Rough sex. Dirty talk. Criminal activity. Cursing. Fisticuffs. Closed course. Professional driver. Do not try this at home. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mindy Kennedy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/024128/bk_adbl_024128_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Revenge of the Beast: Volume 2
    Lemony Snicket meets Roald Dahl in this riotously funny, deliciously macabre, and highly illustrated sequel to The Beast and the Bethany in which Bethany and Ebenezer try to turn over a new leaf, only to have someone—or something—thwart them at every turn. Once upon a very badly behaved time, 511-year-old Ebenezer kept a beast in his attic. He would feed the beast all manner of objects and creatures and in return the beast would vomit him up expensive presents. But then the Bethany arrived. Now notorious prankster Bethany, along with her new feathery friend Claudette, is determined that she and Ebenezer are going to de-beast their lives and Do Good. But Bethany finds that being a former prankster makes it hard to get taken on for voluntary work. And Ebenezer secretly misses the beast's vomity gifts. And neither of them are all that sure what "good people" do anyway. Then there's Claudette, who's not been feeling herself recently. Has she eaten something that has disagreed with her?
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    Finn Beckett: Rockers of Steel, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 427min, (USK 18)
    I walked through hell, some of it caused by myself. Things were torn away from me that I would never get back. Hearts were broken beyond repair. Then mayhem ensued, and I lost who I was. Music was always part of it. Music almost killed me. It dragged me in, caught me up, and almost destroyed me. I lost who I was and became someone I never wanted to be. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. The release, the buzz, the electric guitar's rage against all that was f'ed up in the world. It took me away and made me feel something when I was a soulless nothing ...until the high wore off. Music also brought me back. I woke to a Zeppelin song, face down in my own vomit, next to a pile of coke and with three naked women at my feet. Disgusted with myself, disgusted with them, I walked, and I walked alone. One chance meeting, a golden opportunity, a chance of a lifetime changed it all. The sins of the past are behind me now. The day has finally come when I will walk onstage, not as an opening act, but as the act. Hours before my dream comes to fruition, though, I run into a girl, one f'ing girl, and I am back on the path of destruction. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/058404/bk_acx0_058404_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 139min
    From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times best-selling sensation - a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other.  In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why.  Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Hempel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/004475/bk_hach_004475_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 139min
    The ultimate guide to animal flatulence: the perfect gift for anyone who has ever farted. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it: I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. At the beginning of 2017, an innocent question on Twitter about snakes formed the hashtag #doesitfart and spread pungently across the Internet - and major newspapers - as dozens of experts weighed in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like and what it's for. Does It Fart? is the result: the fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What foods make hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? What is a fart, anyway? With contributions from dozens of biologists, Does It Fart? is a book that will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.   PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Hemple. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/qpuk/000924/bk_qpuk_000924_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Rants, Raves and Crazy Days of an ER Nurse: Funny, True Life Stories of Medical Humor from the Emergency Room , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 114min
    Get your scrubs on, and don't forget your stethoscope. Welcome to the ER. This book is not about life and death struggles. This book is the polar opposite. It is about the absolute, over-the-top insanity that I have witnessed during my time in the ER. This book is the untold, unseen, and unshared rants and raves of an ER nurse who has been slowly driven mad by his patients. I want you, the listener to step into my scrubs, see this bizarre world through my eyes, and understand that once you stop laughing in the ER, it's time to quit. This book is the stupid stories that I still don't believe. It's the codes gone crazy. It's the "I can't believe you said that." It's a testament to everything an ER nurse puts up with on a day in and day out basis that most people don't know exists. It makes Scrubs, E.R., House, and all the other medical shows look like fairy tales. As an ER nurse, I want to let the world know that when we pull that curtain and leave the room, we are laughing because let's face it, it's funny. Please don't listen to this book if you think you are going to hear about nursing at its finest. This is not Florence Nightingale's kind of nursing; this is the grit, spit, vomit and s#!t that comes with the job I love and hate so much. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cody J. Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047520/bk_acx0_047520_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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